[FIC] Bed Time Stories- One Shot

[cherryrazor]

Title: Bed Time Stories
Chapters: One Shot
Authors: cherryrazor, la_whoa, sprinkledonut and zalphene
Pairings: AoixUruha, ReitaxRuki, HydexGackt (if you squint really really hard, stand on your head while patting your head and rubbing your belly)
Rating: NC-17
Genre: Crack, Smut
Warnings: Major CRACK!
Disclaimer: In reality we don't own any of the characters. They own themselves. Well

Comments

[visualkeiisdrag]

Wow this was entertaining. I enjoyed the old jokes on Aoi and Kai's rambling about himself. But what totally won me over was Ruki going "Oh baby, oh baby... Just like that... Oh baby," and then yawns. XD

[la_whoa]

Glad we could entertain you! XD We found it VERY entertaining when we were writing it and we still didn't manage to fit EVERYTHING into it. LOL

And that line is classic Ruki as far as we are concerned.

Thank you for reading and commenting. You made our night! We luffs comments!

*hands spaz monkey shaped cookies for being the first to comment*

[visualkeiisdrag]

Yay I get spaz monkey shaped cookies! I like teh monkey!

[cherryrazor]

We gotta love us some monkies xDD

[harucchi]

MY FAVORITE LINES ARE....

With their incredibly manrii arms

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It maybe even once belonged to Emperor Hyde, who only became Emperor because he pulled Gackt's magic sword, Magnum, from the "stone".

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"NO! YOU FUCKING BASTARD!"

"Dialing... Ruki..."

"N-....Oh." he said, then waited patiently for the call to be picked up from the other end.

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Yeah, so in another part of the castle, Reita pounded vigorously into his tiny lover who was on all fours typing away on his laptop, uninterested and making his, like, 15th blog post that night.

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To which Ruki replied "Oh baby, oh baby... Just like that... Oh baby," with a yawn.

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Getting no response, Ruki clenched his muscles around the stiff shaft in his body causing Reita to topple over the edge into euphoria and scream out "YES!! OH FUCK YES!"

8DDDDD
Magnums ftw DDDDDDDDDD:
Ahh, I love how Ruki is all
"Yeah, whatever" XDDD
♥ ♥
I'm sure Otto-sama will love this, too xDD;

MUCH LOVE~~!!

[cherryrazor]

Whoa!
Thanks for the novel xDD

Those lines are the product of lots and lots of sugar and tons and tons of love for the Gazemen.

Ruki.. Yeah.. We figure that's the way that he is. So not interested in what Reita is doing. That line is going to go down in history as THE classic from this fic.

Chibi was the one that asked us to make this out to her so we hope that she'll get as good a laugh out of this as we did while writing it xDD

Thank you for reading and commenting ^^

[frozenstream]

*LE HUGE GASP* YOU STOLE OFF MY IDEA!!! D8 well not precisely but I've been meant to write a fairytale crack since xmas myself too x'D
haha, this was awesome xD Kai should definitely come and tell me bedtime stories as well, he seems quite capable of that *chuckle*
I loved teh Ruki!! XD it's a funny thing how can toootally imagine the scene. It's like from their everyday lives *chuckle*
Kai's mean though for mocking Uruha's intelligence all the time! I mean, we all know that Uruha ain't the brightest but it doesn't have to repeated like.. Okay, it does xP
Aaaanygay, this was a nice way to start the day :'D Marisa thanks and bows! *almost hits her head on the desk while doing so*

[cherryrazor]

No we didn't! I swear we weren't spying on your brain xDD

Thanks sweetie! We love Kai too. I'll see if we can kidnap him and send him over to you to tell you bedtime stories, ok? ^^
Ruki is definitely win with his nonchalance. You do know that we've been spying on him and Reita and that's the way that he is xDD
Nah. Kai's not mean. He's just telling the truth and Uruha knows that he's not the sharpest tool in the shed xDD
*rubs your head*
We thank you and bow to you for reading and commenting ♥

[beautifool_ish]

OMG~! XD
I couldnt sleep so i decided to read a fic or two before bed and this is what i find~ LOLZ<3
It has all my fav pairing in it~ (yush even the mentions of HydexGackt and KaixMiyavi) XD
So i was like hell yea~<3
its soooooo friggin funny, i laughed like all the way through and then when it was over i was like GODDAMNIT~! >.<

on a random, spam-ish note, have you joined Jrock Wonderland~? cuz we need some awesome writings from your guys on there~ XD

[cherryrazor]

Aww!
Glad that we could help you with your sleeping problems.
We had a heck of a time writing this out and laughing at our own jokes. Yes, we're lame like that.

Umm.. I haven't, but la_whoa has an account so I might just get her to put it up there. ^^

Thank you for reading and commenting ^^

[unna_rainchaser]

His name was Uruha and he was married to an old, old.....old, old, old King, named Aoi. Did I mention he was old? ... old... He was like... 30 or something, almost 30 maybe.

SO MEAN AND SO LULZY XD Mah, his own fault, bwahahaha.

They were so sexy, those dancing Kai's, With their incredibly manrii arms, and their AMAZING smile, and that one dimple that could totally make anyone swoon... AND his impeccable sense of timing. It was like he was a percussionist or something. God I love that guy! He was total sex-pot...

... What the...? Anyway, watch me lol XD!

"Rainbows and Sunshine Biatch" Uruha greeted

I so need to write that in everything I can find!

OMS I love you all for this XD *puts to mems*

[cherryrazor]

Aoi is old xDD
He knows it. I mean they probably have to help him back up when he does his back bends during the lives. xDD
*watches you lol*

That's like the new cool thing to do and say xDD
Uruha's cool like that ^^

Aww!
We're happy that you liked it and really really taken with you putting it in your mems.

Thank you for reading and commenting ^^