fic: Dilution (Idol RPF, Kris/Adam)

[cherryroad]

Technically this is my first Idol RPF story and my first cliche_bingo fic, but it's... more of an appetizer, all in all. It doesn't really count. *shifty eyes*

title: Dilution
fandom: American Idol RPF
pairing: Kris/Adam
rating: PG-13
square: 1C - vampires
word count: 1900
warnings: Unrepentant stupid.

Comments

[annemaris]

It counts 'cause it's awesome, k! And I love it. AND KRIS'S BRAND OF VAMPIRISM IS TOTALLY AWESOME AS WELL; I KNOW; RIGHT. HOT DIGGITY.

[cherryroad]

So I... never replied to you, what with the moving fic journals and all, whoops. Thank you! For the idk-I've-lost-count-th time. :D

[thelackoflight]

"Your brand of vampirism really sucks," Adam says, kind of surprised himself. "It's like diabetes."
Haha. I love this line. I love this whole fic. It's so wonderfully enjoyable! I really like how you chose to make Kris the vampire when Adam is the more obvious choice. It makes things even more fun.

[cherryroad]

It makes things less complicated for me to deal with, actually. ;) Sorry it took me ages to reply to you - I was too lazy to log out of summerstorm and into this username, and then I... forgot my fic journal existed at all. So anyway, thank you!

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[wishfulclicking]

This was very funny and I loved how Kris was the vampire and not Adam.

Some of my favorite lines:

"Your brand of vampirism really sucks," Adam says, kind of surprised himself. "It's like diabetes."

"I have a wife," Kris remarks, "who can't physically have headaches."

Is it just vampires? Are there werewolves too? Is it actually possible for the world to contain a hot, both literally and metaphorically, shirtless Jacob in it? Adam might actually reconsider his stance on God if there is.

Maybe that's what Twilight does to you: it makes real-life vampires seem less menacing than they actually are. Kris is way less menacing than Edward all by himself, though, and Kris doesn't even sparkle, so maybe it's not all Twilight. Maybe the horror thing is the one part of the myth that's all fake.

[tabularassa]

LMAO Fantastically fabulous. Loved it:)

[cherryroad]

Thanks!

[onlyeffy]

LMFAO OMG THIS IS AMAZING.

[cherryroad]

THANK YOU.