Intuition
Characters: Zhoumi, Heechul
Prompt: Intuition
Rating: PG-13, language
Genre: Humor, crack
Heechul's got a feeling about Zhoumi, and he knows he's right.
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ZhouChul ~ intuition
"You're gay." Heechul announced triumphantly when as he stepped in front of their new Chinese member.
"Shen me?" Zhoumi stared puzzled at his new 'big brother' who had cut his way to the kitchen.
Smirking up at him
"Shen me who~?" Heechul remarked a bit irritated, making Zhoumi realize he had used Chinese again while speaking.
"Uh..I meant...uum.. what?"
"What what?"
"What were you asking?"
"It wasn't a question, it was a fact." Heechul caught back on his thoughts and flipped his head to the side, giving Zhoumi his famous 'rotten' smile.
"About what?" Zhoumi felt he was still a bit out on what they were talking about.
"Of you."
"Of me what?"
"What?We went over the what already"
"No!" Zhoumi groaned, pulling his hands down his face tiredly, this could turn into a long discussion
"What were you stating about me?"
Light bulb went on inside Heechuls head when both of them were finally back on track
"You're gay."
"I am not." Zhoumi said, trying to hide his slightly embarrassment, he was too tired for this right now.
"Yes you are." the older one gave Zhoumi the 'it's-a-fact-that-can-be-seen-by-everyone' look, continued with 'don't-you-dare-argue-me, I'm-Kim-Heechul-and-I'm-always-right' pose.
"What makes you think so?" Zhoumi would not give in, even though he knew it would be easier, but this time his pride was too high to just simply give in.
"I'm not only thinking so, I know because of my intuition."
Heechul smirked and poked Zhoumi on the chest
"And it says you're gay."
The Chinese man let his posture slump at those words, feeling the oncoming headache.
"Yesterday it said I was asexual." Zhoumi drawled out quietly.
"Well, how else could someone resist my naked body!" Heechul scoffed and pointed up and down his own body, backing up his statement from yesterday.
Zhoumi had accidentally walked into the bathroom when Heechul had been taking a shower,
the Chinese man had merely greeted him and begun brushing his teeth, no further reaction.
Until Heechul kicked him out of the bathroom and that had caused quite a commotion.
"It also said Hangeng is Vietnamese."
"He could be! I'm sure he's just fooling you all." Zhoumi smirked at Heechul's pouting figure, arms crossed and nose flipped upwards.
"So you don't know I'm gay."
"Yes.I.Do." Heechul hissed and took a step closer to Zhoumi, finger poking harder against the others chest.
"How." Zhoumi smirked as innocently as possible, somehow satisfied that he got Heechul's composure cracking again.
"The intuition!" Heechul slapped Zhoumi on the arm with his other hand before flailing it up and down
"I fucking feel it."
Zhoumi smirked and grabbed the hand that was still waving in the air.
"You feel it?" He asked, amusement dancing in his eyes as a slow smile crept upon his face
"Yes." Heechul crumbled "And don't even try to pull some psychological tricks on me, I know full well I'm right."
"Oh.. But isn't intuition usually based on some sort of knowledge?" Zhoumi smirked and leaned closer, lips ghosting near Heechul's ear.
"So, doesn't it mean you're gay too."
Pulling back he saw Heechul's brow frowned deep in thought. His mind did a little victory dance,
since this was the second time he made Heechul fall silent.
Suddenly, the older man's gaze snapped up an locked into his, wide with realization and a hint of an upcoming storm in the corners.
"So, now you're saying I'm Vietnamese?!" Heechul shrieked.
Zhoumi groaned and dashed for the kitchen, beginning the mental count on minutes till the other member's would come back.
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Just a quick drabble on these two. I think I've consumed too much tea for the night :')
Oh, the Vietnamese note is not bad-mouthing in any way.(Just thought of confirming, I once got blamed for racism after I used a nationality in my fiction.)
Thanks for reading! *bows*
Prompt: Intuition
Rating: PG-13, language
Genre: Humor, crack
Heechul's got a feeling about Zhoumi, and he knows he's right.
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ZhouChul ~ intuition
"You're gay." Heechul announced triumphantly when as he stepped in front of their new Chinese member.
"Shen me?" Zhoumi stared puzzled at his new 'big brother' who had cut his way to the kitchen.
Smirking up at him
"Shen me who~?" Heechul remarked a bit irritated, making Zhoumi realize he had used Chinese again while speaking.
"Uh..I meant...uum.. what?"
"What what?"
"What were you asking?"
"It wasn't a question, it was a fact." Heechul caught back on his thoughts and flipped his head to the side, giving Zhoumi his famous 'rotten' smile.
"About what?" Zhoumi felt he was still a bit out on what they were talking about.
"Of you."
"Of me what?"
"What?We went over the what already"
"No!" Zhoumi groaned, pulling his hands down his face tiredly, this could turn into a long discussion
"What were you stating about me?"
Light bulb went on inside Heechuls head when both of them were finally back on track
"You're gay."
"I am not." Zhoumi said, trying to hide his slightly embarrassment, he was too tired for this right now.
"Yes you are." the older one gave Zhoumi the 'it's-a-fact-that-can-be-seen-by-everyone' look, continued with 'don't-you-dare-argue-me, I'm-Kim-Heechul-and-I'm-always-right' pose.
"What makes you think so?" Zhoumi would not give in, even though he knew it would be easier, but this time his pride was too high to just simply give in.
"I'm not only thinking so, I know because of my intuition."
Heechul smirked and poked Zhoumi on the chest
"And it says you're gay."
The Chinese man let his posture slump at those words, feeling the oncoming headache.
"Yesterday it said I was asexual." Zhoumi drawled out quietly.
"Well, how else could someone resist my naked body!" Heechul scoffed and pointed up and down his own body, backing up his statement from yesterday.
Zhoumi had accidentally walked into the bathroom when Heechul had been taking a shower,
the Chinese man had merely greeted him and begun brushing his teeth, no further reaction.
Until Heechul kicked him out of the bathroom and that had caused quite a commotion.
"It also said Hangeng is Vietnamese."
"He could be! I'm sure he's just fooling you all." Zhoumi smirked at Heechul's pouting figure, arms crossed and nose flipped upwards.
"So you don't know I'm gay."
"Yes.I.Do." Heechul hissed and took a step closer to Zhoumi, finger poking harder against the others chest.
"How." Zhoumi smirked as innocently as possible, somehow satisfied that he got Heechul's composure cracking again.
"The intuition!" Heechul slapped Zhoumi on the arm with his other hand before flailing it up and down
"I fucking feel it."
Zhoumi smirked and grabbed the hand that was still waving in the air.
"You feel it?" He asked, amusement dancing in his eyes as a slow smile crept upon his face
"Yes." Heechul crumbled "And don't even try to pull some psychological tricks on me, I know full well I'm right."
"Oh.. But isn't intuition usually based on some sort of knowledge?" Zhoumi smirked and leaned closer, lips ghosting near Heechul's ear.
"So, doesn't it mean you're gay too."
Pulling back he saw Heechul's brow frowned deep in thought. His mind did a little victory dance,
since this was the second time he made Heechul fall silent.
Suddenly, the older man's gaze snapped up an locked into his, wide with realization and a hint of an upcoming storm in the corners.
"So, now you're saying I'm Vietnamese?!" Heechul shrieked.
Zhoumi groaned and dashed for the kitchen, beginning the mental count on minutes till the other member's would come back.
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Just a quick drabble on these two. I think I've consumed too much tea for the night :')
Oh, the Vietnamese note is not bad-mouthing in any way.(Just thought of confirming, I once got blamed for racism after I used a nationality in my fiction.)
Thanks for reading! *bows*