MORAL OF THE STORY

[cherrytwiggy]

Boys suck. Boys suck horribly. I am going to become a lesbian and marry stephanie. Then we will get a sperm donor and I will have "her" children. And live happily ever after. THE END.

Now taking applications for sperm donors.

Comments

[xfxckinghatemex]

preferably someone at least mildy sexy, intelligent and over 6 ft tall. this was just a request, we'll take just about anything.

[xfxckinghatemex]

oh yes...and i have a thing for dark eyes and dark hair....big bonus points there.

[cherrytwiggy]

I like light eyes and light hair you shitbag. We're gonna fight over this one. Or red hair.. shit. I dont care. Sperm is sperm.

[lorenm]

hey, blonde hair and green eyes is recessive, so you could have either with my sperm donation.

[cherrytwiggy]

loren, you will be one of our top considerations. There could be hope for us having tall kids then...

[xfxckinghatemex]

hmmmm.....its being considered. do you have any history of genetically linked disease that we should be aware of?

[lesserknown]

what about red eyes and two toned hair?

[cherrytwiggy]

lol.. shut up. You have very pretty eyes.. but.. your a vegetarian damn it. I dont know if I can handle having veggie kids. Unless your willing to sacrifice your sperm to meat eaters...

[xfxckinghatemex]

is there enough protein in your little veggie body to even produce semen?
i'm joking.

application is under consideration. any genetically linked diseases in your family?

i can too produce sperm, come here and i'll.....

[lesserknown]

hmmm...just alcoholism, chronic lateness, and pasty pale-ism...i think...