As you may have heard, Inter's new coach is Leonardo (Milan's old coach). My attempts to come to terms with this development were greatly aided by this discovery:
*Delighted* Really? Alessandro Nista is ~famous~? Even better!
Well, one of our keepers is a lizard alien who's trying to take over the world, so the interaction between them would be pretty amusing. Mostly, though, I want to see Javi glomping him; the combination of "Oh, god, not this again" and "AAAARGH BE CAREFUL MY BACK" would be gold.
*Looks on Wikipedia* Ooh, so he has... AAARGH HE WAS AT LEEDS UNITED! DIE! Wait, he didn't play a game for them. That's a bit better, then. And he was Gigi Buffon's trainer? That's got to bode well.
*Is mildly worried for Nesta's life* I don't want Casta to kill him and hide his body. Maybe the lizards could persuade him to help them in their quest for world domination? I'm sure he'd be useful.
I know this, for I wrote Javi/Toldo/Nesta. And Toldo's still around; he was there for the Club World Cup, so there'd be opportunities for more threesomes. ¦)
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Not sure that Nesta would be much good at coaching keepers but he'd be good at cuddling them.
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Well, one of our keepers is a lizard alien who's trying to take over the world, so the interaction between them would be pretty amusing. Mostly, though, I want to see Javi glomping him; the combination of "Oh, god, not this again" and "AAAARGH BE CAREFUL MY BACK" would be gold.
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I can hear Sandro now, "World domination? Your ass is mine until you finish those laps!"
Sandro approves of non back glomping. He was always snuggling Dida and he got definitely PG13 with Toldo.
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*Is mildly worried for Nesta's life* I don't want Casta to kill him and hide his body. Maybe the lizards could persuade him to help them in their quest for world domination? I'm sure he'd be useful.
I know this, for I wrote Javi/Toldo/Nesta. And Toldo's still around; he was there for the Club World Cup, so there'd be opportunities for more threesomes. ¦)
PS Ooh, you've friended me! Shall I friend you back?
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