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As if the previous general tiny cuteness wasn't enough, we now have this magnificent piece of crack. (I tried to embed the video, but it wouldn't work for me.)

I LOVE THIS CLUB. AND YUTO.

See that tagine-shaped trophy, you useless bastards? That could have been yours if only you'd bothered to PLAY SOME FUCKING FOOTBALL.

Brb, going round to Maicon's house with pitchforks and flares.

PS Congratulations to the Milan fans, obviously.

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The more I think about it, the more I decide that this is the greatest action of his career. He may as well retire now, because nothing he does will ever top that.

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Hey, did I not do a drinking game last Milan Derby? *Checks* I did! I think I might reprise it. We have *checks again* an hour to kick-off; I shall spend the time thinking up rules ( Read more... )