When I buy some decent balls I'm going to burn and stick pins in the remains of these bloody things!

[cheryltheperil]

I f**cking hate these bastard tennis balls! I wish they had nerve endings so I could inflict pain on them, they are the shittest juggling balls ever! Even the bloody lemons make better juggling balls than they do - at least they've got some weight on them even if they are an odd shape, but I can't juggle with the lemons for long cos if I drop them

Comments

[cosmic_llin]

I think Cheryl needs to take some deep breaths and think of a calm ocean...
Awesome to hear you're keeping the juggling up, though!
And, yay compot!

[cheryltheperil]

Yes, juggling is progressing slowly.

Love your icon by the way :-)

[keletkezes]

Surely it wouildn';t make any difference: aren't you boiling/mashing/something-ing them to buggery to make compote anyway?

[cheryltheperil]

Yes but I wasn't sure when I would get round to boiling them to buggery and I was worried that by the time I did they'd be severely bruised and smelly.

[keletkezes]

I find putting them in water in the fridge keeps them OK...

[amandochka]

Hmmmmm my mum asked me the other day what I wanted doing with some juggling balls she randomly found in our house and I can't remember if we kept them and if so where we put them... if I find them I shall send them to you!