Comments | cheryltheperil: List of reasons not to kill Ilya

cheryltheperil

List of reasons not to kill Ilya

Jul 04, 2007 22:58

1. He's got soft cheeks.

THE END

Comments 7

keletkezes July 5 2007, 12:24:38 UTC

Which ones? Or both?

::racks brain:: Hmm, he's pokable, too. And I could probably bear-hug him if I got close enough cos he's tiny... More than that, though, I'm stuck. Or am I not supposed to be helping his case? Is thinking of good ways of abusing him really helping his case?

cheryltheperil July 12 2007, 20:44:51 UTC

The facial ones. Yes, all those other reasons are valid but it's kind of a running joke that the only reason I haven't killed him yet are because of his soft cheeks. I keep telling him that as soon as they get old and wrinkly he's had it.

keletkezes July 13 2007, 12:33:48 UTC

You could cut them off and get them taxidermied? That'll preserve them as they are now AND you have the pleasure of torturing him very slowly to death with no remorse.

dr_paradox July 5 2007, 19:46:01 UTC

2: You can only Kill him once

cheryltheperil July 12 2007, 20:45:05 UTC

Very good point!

amandochka July 10 2007, 04:27:04 UTC

'Cos he'd have far too much fun haunting you and finding ways to torment you when you couldn't retaliate???

cheryltheperil July 12 2007, 20:45:26 UTC

I could always try exorcism!