When we were in middle school and he "dated" Taylor Williams (I say that in quotation marks because middle schoolers don't really date date like we thought we did.), we used to call him the hippo. Somehow I aqquired a plastic hippo and put it into a container of chocolate pudding... because Chocolate pudding looks like muddy water which is what a picture a hippo living in, and I think I gave that to either Brett or Taylor, maybe both of them at lunch.
I had forgotten all about that.
But 40 pounds? That's crazy. You should tell him that if he stopped eating so much crap, he'd have a girlfriend other than the porn.
Well, the fact that Brett and Taylor were fucking in 8th grade would constitute that as dating, I'm sure. He wasn't even that big in 8th grade tho... i mean, not to me cuz I was a fatass
Yea, he needs to get in shape and when he buys food good for health, he'll eat that AND shit.
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I had forgotten all about that.
But 40 pounds? That's crazy. You should tell him that if he stopped eating so much crap, he'd have a girlfriend other than the porn.
=P I mean that in a playful way.
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Yea, he needs to get in shape and when he buys food good for health, he'll eat that AND shit.
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