Fuck you Congress ( Read more... )

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Dammit, I need mutant healing factor. It's been nearly a week, and
-My left knee is still a technicolor wonderland plus ooze
-I'm still crutching around like a gimp
-The skin around my knees has gotten utterly sick of being taped up all the time and finally just jumped ship with the tape this morning

To be specific, it's a large beige SUV ( Read more... )

http://www.basicinstructions.net/2008/04/how-to-customize-your-cell-phone.html

I made the mistake of reading this at work, and nearly suffocated while attempting to stifle my laughter.

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My fiance's new name is Prickly McStabbyFace.
That is all.

Can anybody recommend good performers (solo artists, quartets, ensembles) for me? Any particular pieces that you adore?
I'm looking for purely instrumental pieces, nothing with choral or solo voice parts.
Thanks!

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This makes me very weirdly happy.
Not happy enough to get cable, but happy nonetheless.

See also:
An Engineer's Guide to Cats
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHXBL6bzAR4

The weather is warming and the sundresses are coming out.
Those billowy, tunic-y tops are still in style.
It is now time for a game I like to call

"Shirt? Or Dress?"

Current answer: I don't know but it is both (a) exceedingly cute and (b) utterly indecent.

OK, really busy, but I want to share.

Grant proposals read:
1

Grant proposals I'm supposed to write:
1

Pages of grant proposal to write by Thursday:
5

Pages of grant proposal written:
0.5

HIV papers read:
11

HIV papers to read:
10

HIV papers I want to print out and read:
60

Sanity percent:
46% and falling