Dear Stupid Motherfucking Movies Where the Twist is That Our Hero is Really the Killer,

Knock it the fuck off. You can't do it. You are, in fact, stellarly terrible at it. The only film I have ever seen where this worked EVER was Fight Club and that was because Tyler Durden was actually split in to two people doing seperate goddamn things ( Read more... )

Go right now and watch this:

http://www.gametrailers.com/player.php?id=12116&type=wmv

I haven't even played this game yet, and I am in love with it.

BRAINS.

The internet is agitated at the news that Dakota Fanning will play a rape victim in her next film. And yet, I haven't seen a single Roman Polanski joke.

Frankly, I'm disappointed.

There are pictures of utter adorableness here.Meet Jackson! He's 4 months old! We've had him for about a month now, and he's happy and healthy. He's learned sit, stay, come here, and lay down. He's also learned to mimic everything the cat does ( Read more... )

CalamityJake pointed out that comments were broken over at Why She Can't Write, which prompted me to fix that. And then piscis wanted RSS turned on, and I think I have that working, too. And I took the time to completely change the look and feel. Do you like it ( Read more... )

I am trying to make a serious effort to update Why She Can't Write, and maybe, if I know y'all are reading it, it will give me a reason to press on.

Can anyone tell me what a "gentleman's vineyard" is?

Or how it differs from a real vineyard?

There have been several stories over the last year or so about aggressive military recruiters, but this takes the cake. The basic gist is that this autistic boy in Oregon was convinced by military recruiters to join the army. He was "offered a $4,000 signing bonus, $67,000 for college and more buddies than he could count" which has to be pretty ( Read more... )

I know I haven't been the most prolific poster lately, but I had to share this.

Semen acts as an anti-depressant

Semen makes you happy. That's the remarkable conclusion of a study comparing women whose partners wear condoms with those whose partners don't ( Read more... )

cheshX: I bought a couple Queer as Folk soundtracks yesterday ( Read more... )