Ugh. I am just a bit nauseous; it was much worse a few hours ago, but now it is just bad enough that I don't want to go anywhere or do anything. I guess I needed a day to just sit around and read...?
Er... I mean... CONGRATS??!?!?!?! Or, um, whatever.
I am sure it is just the heat. Or the humidity. As a fat guy, the humidity has been a MAJOR ISSUE lately. Not that you are a fat guy... I mean... oh, crap, I'm just not going to win here, so... LOOK, KITTENS!
Ooh! Fat guys and kittens! Two of my...er...favorite things...?
Also, if by some chance I am pregnant (let's keep our fingers crossed that it was just humidity), you have just earned yourself the first 3:00 AM "I want pickles and ice cream NOW or everyone will bleed" phone call. Congrats!
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Er... I mean... CONGRATS??!?!?!?! Or, um, whatever.
I am sure it is just the heat. Or the humidity. As a fat guy, the humidity has been a MAJOR ISSUE lately. Not that you are a fat guy... I mean... oh, crap, I'm just not going to win here, so... LOOK, KITTENS!
[runs away]
- James -
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Also, if by some chance I am pregnant (let's keep our fingers crossed that it was just humidity), you have just earned yourself the first 3:00 AM "I want pickles and ice cream NOW or everyone will bleed" phone call. Congrats!
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