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[cheshire_parker]

OKAY, THIS IS SERIOUS! I REAAALLLLLY WANT EVERYONE TO FILL

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[dont_touch_mee]

01. i smell parker.
02. parker is a peanut butter and jelly sandwhich.
03. parker needs to take a mud bath.
04. i want to kiss parker.
05. parker can kick my bathtub.
06. someday parker will eat a muffin.
07. parker reminds me of toast fallen butter side down.
08. without parker, the world is slow and green.
09. parker can be a hat.
10. parker is a molasses cookie.
11. worst thing about parker is THAT.
12. best thing about parker is THIS.
13. i am baking a pie with parker.
14. i think parker should skip and hop.
15. if parker was an animal, he'd be a tomatoe sandwhich.
16. right now, i bet parker is thinking 'oh god. its that creepy girl again.'.
17. parker makes me want to look at him from afar then look at him up close then from afar then upclose then say hi.
18. parker probably tastes like a peanut butter and jelly sandwhich.
19. if i could spend the day with parker, i'd feed him a lot so he got really fat and then put him in my oven and turn him into a gingerbread man.
20. i'd stand up for parker.
21. parker is made of sugar and

[ingersoll]

01. i hizeart parker

[hitthatbeat]

01. i PUNCH parker

[bearscanfly]

01. i adore parker.
02. parker is way too emo for his own good.
03. parker needs some good ol' kentucky lovin'.
04. i want to meet parker.
05. parker can drive my (nonexistant) car.
06. someday parker will take a road trip over here.
07. parker reminds me of someone...i can't think just who, but somebody.
08. without parker, cheese.
09. parker can be my bride.
10. parker is a pronoun.
11. the worst thing about parker is that he lives in tuscan. and has a large comic sans font.
12. the best thing about parker is that he actually speaks to me. aw. :)
13. i am not as cool as parker.
14. i think parker should take lots of black and white photographs with me.
15. if parker was an animal, he'd be an old golden retriever.
16. right now, i bet parker is thinking about something school related.
17. parker makes me want to salsa dance.
18. parker probably tastes like compassion.
19. if i could spend the day with parker, i'd pee my pants in excitement.
20. i'd cry for parker.
21. parker is made of exactly forty-six chromosomes in each cell. and

[cheshire_parker]

YEEEEEEHEHEHEHEEESSSSS!!!!
fat bottom girls is such a great song!!
how'd you know i LOVE vocal intros?

i.e.
carry on my wayward son | kansas
renegade | styx

[bearscanfly]

haha wooooo. i did something right!!
and i know because i stalk you, of course.
yeehaw.

[cheshire_parker]

ride 'em cowboy!
...er...cowgirl...

ride yer cowboy, cowgirl!
hah hah! i got it!

[ex_rainymorn627]

01. i _have seen a_ parker