My first and only real day in Salzburg!

[cheshirecat007]

Today I went out and explored. Salzburg is friggen amazing! It's like Italy without the crazy people. I'm totally in love!

In the morning I saw a big cathedral, and the place they used to water the horses, and a castle with torture devices inside. Then I decided to go to this place called Hellbrunn, which is the place with the trick fountains.

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[sexygeologist]

Du bist verrückt, nicht die Italienischen sind! Ohne eine landkarte? Bitch, bitte! Haben die Österreicher keine bus-listen?

[cheshirecat007]

They do for in the city, but I couldn't find one for the outskirts, so I got lost, lol!

You would think since a lot of people want to go to Hellbrunn they would actually give out decent maps! Oh well, I got a better experience out of it anywho, so take that Salzburg Office of Tourism!!

P.S. "Bitch, bitte!" is my new official favorite Danglish phrase.

[sexygeologist]

Yeah, it's epic. I'm going to be saying it every day now.

And I always called it Deuglish...Bitch, bitte!