Emperor Palpatine: Strike me down! I will be stronger than ever and rule the galaxy through YOU!
Rey: Hmm. Ok. [Pulls out light sabre] [SFX:"BBbbzzzz. SPLORCH]
[The Emperor falls to the floor and turns to ash. His ghostly form rises from the ashes and looms over Rey]
Emperor Palpatine: Now you will be all powerful and rule the Sith!
Rey: No. Not gonna happen.
Ep: Uh?
Rey: I'm a motherucking JEDI Bitch! I've been tasked with bringing balance to the force.
Rey: Only one way to do that. (Embraces both light side and dark side) and you ain't part of it any more.
[Rey extends her hand. the Emperor is pulled towards her and is absorbed into Rey]
Emperor Palpatine: Cursesssssss [Fades to nothing]
[Scene fades to black]
[Scene fades from black, long slow pan back]
[Rey is sitting comfortably, unsmiling on a throne made of gold. As the camera pans back, on one side of her is the gears of the Empire. On the other the dove of the Rebellion. Camera pans back more. Her throne is on a dias in front of an army of mixed rebellion troops and storm troopers, all chanting her name, over and over.]
THE END