Will everyone please just keep your knickers on.

Hermione, we need to have a discussion.

Lavender, you need to have your lips sewn together.

IM SORRY! IT WASNT MY FAULT!

Harry: So what if Ron and I are being punished. *punch into fist* It was worth it.

Hell yeah.

Dear Draco. I heard that you're a gay ferret. Is this true?

- Living Boy, Gryffindor

*written way long ago in the wee hours of the morning*

[private]Ugh. I'm so angry right now I can't think straight. I probably was a bit harsh on Ginny yesterday, but I feel that I had every right to be. She's all secretive and never tells me anything anymore. Is it so wrong for me to act the role and want to protect her? I am her big brother, ( Read more... )

[also blocked from Weasley parentals]

WHICHEVER ONE OF YOU GITS IMPREGNATED MY SISTER, I AM GOING TO SERIOUSLY KICK YOUR ASS. SLEEP WITH ONE EYE OPEN, BUCK-O.

[friends only: Harry Potter ONLY]Harry ( Read more... )

[friends: Hermione Granger]Hermione, we need to talk ( Read more... )

Holy. Crap. @_ ( Read more... )

The summer's been normal, really. Except recently. Very..not normal ( Read more... )