First move.

[chess_wizard]

[The sound of buttons being randomly pressed precede a young boy's voice as he struggles with his newfound communicator.]

-must be one of those felly-tones Dad told me about. Stupid piece of Muggle technology! How is anyone supposed to remember the code to get it to work?

Ugh, useless.

[A soft thud can be heard as he tosses it onto the grass and

Comments

[kaeru_jyanai]

Did you just arrive here? I don't know how helpful I might be... but, this is a completely different world from where you were.

What's a Muggle?

[chess_wizard]

[A short, surprised cry is heard as Ron tries to figure out where the voice is coming from.]

What? Who said that?

[He seems to figure out that his discarded device has been turned on, and he begins to speak very loudly and distinctly into it.]

Er. What. Do. You. Mean. By. Different. Exactly?

[kaeru_jyanai]

You can reply normally, there's no need to talk like that.

Different, another dimension, another reality, a different and unique world. This is not the world you grew up in.

[chess_wizard]

[After a short, sheepish laugh, he remarks:]

Oh, er, sorry. I'm sort of new at this.

So... you mean someone Apparated me out of the UK? Or out of Europe? I'm not sure I follow....

I'm going to spam you because Howl likes messing with the HP wizards, sorry. T.T;;

[wicked_jenkins]

Oh, another one of you lot is it? Just oozing out of the woodwork now.

No, it's not a phone, it's a computer, far more useful than half your magic too.

Sigh, even in Wonderland, Ron gets harassed. XD

[chess_wizard]

[His words are loud and slow, as he's still trying to get the hang of this "technology" rubbish.]

Another... what? I'm sorry. I don't quite....

So you're not Muggles?

He resents you all had a wizard school and he didn't. :c

[wicked_jenkins]

Stop talking like an idiot trying to force the foreigner to understand English when they clearly speak German.

Another one of you bunch, from the wizardry school Hogwarts. There's more of your kind lurking around the halls here.

No, I am not a Muggle, and that's a stupid word. Acting like your another ethnic group or species.

Well, he could always go to Ron's classes in his place. :D

[chess_wizard]

Did you just call me an idiot? It's not my fault someone plucked me from my room and set me down here. Someone can at least fill me in before calling me names!

All right, then, I'll find the others and ask them what's going on!

What, it's a real word. It gets tiresome calling someone 'non-magical' all the time.

[voice]

[needshaircut]

Ron? You're - er, I suppose they're gone now, but there's a lot to tell you.

Where are you?

[voice]

[chess_wizard]

[He's so excited that his words come out in a rushed jumble.]

HARRY? Is it really you? There must be loads to go on about, if you didn't have time to write all holiday. Did you bring me here? I'm outside this big castle-looking place. It's dark, which is really strange, since it was just daylight a few minutes ago and it's really good to hear your voice but Mum will kill me if she finds me gone without having told her.

[voice]

[needshaircut]

No, I didn't bring you here, and what do you mean didn't have time to write? You're the one who didn't write! The Dursleys locked up Hedwig, she's been miserable all summer, and I couldn't exactly write you without an owl. I thought - I thought you all forgot about me, is what.

[Determinedly does not sound upset about that. Nope.]

Something strange is going on here, but I'll tell you all about it, I promise. I'll be right out to find you - try to stick close to the building, no telling what's in the forest.

[voice]

[chess_wizard]

Wha-... I wrote to you! You can ask Ginny! She was after me all summer, asking me if you've written back yet. I knew those Muggle relatives of yours were doing something to interrupt the post, I just knew it!

'No telling what's in the....' Oh, why'd you have to go and say something like that, Harry? Hurry out, and show me how to shut this cop-muter thing off. It's bad enough out here without having strange voices talking at me through the dark.

[pottershotter]

Another wizard? Wonderful! I don't think I know you though. Do I know you?

Either way, you're in a nice big mansion with free food for everyone. It's pretty grand when they place isn't torturing us. Make yourself at home!

[Voice]

[chess_wizard]

S-so this is some sort of wizarding place? I'm Ron Weasley. I don't recognize your voice....

Free food? That sounds quite nice! But, er... torture? As in... with pain?

[Voice]

[pottershotter]

OH! You're Ron! I know you! Sort of. I'm James Potter. There might have been a casual mention of me here or there, if I've heard right.

It is nice! Anything you could want is in the kitchens. Unfortunately, the torment isn't quite as nice. You just missed the most recent bit, so you're pretty lucky there!

[Voice]

[chess_wizard]

James Po-.... You... you must be a relation of Harry's then, right? An uncle or something? That's brilliant! That means he won't have to live with those Muggles of his anymore!

Well... food is always good, I suppose. But if there's torment and other nasty things in here, wouldn't it be smart to... leave?

[exploring_game]

Oh! Another wizard like Harry and them! Hi!

I'm Coraline Jones! I'm a muggle but I was a witch for a weekend once, and I was a Gryffindor!

[chess_wizard]

Oh, hi. I'm Ron Weasley. I'm not used to the idea of Muggles knowing about us wiz-....

Wait, you were a witch for a weekend? How does that work?

[exploring_game]

Harry and James and everybody explained it when other people had so many cool powers and I didn't...

An event happened! That's what happens here in Wonderland...the mansion changes, we even change sometimes, and everybody went to Hogwarts here, it was so cool!

...But it only lasted a weekend.

[chess_wizard]

But... I don't remember any new Gryffindors or anything. Are you sure you were at....

All right, I think I'm going to need this explained to me very slowly. So... an event of some kind passed, turning you into a Hogwarts student for a weekend...?