Twenty-second move: [Video]

[chess_wizard]

[Ron's face comes on, looking distinctly annoyed.]

If someone doesn't tell me what the hell is going on-

[He's interrupted by someone shaking a bag of potato chips in his face, causing Ron to move the camera in surprise. Next to him is a taller, older, chubbier version of himself, offering the bag.]

Sure you don't want any chips, dude?

No, I don't want

Comments

You rule. So much [Voice]

[saved_ur_ass]

Nice mouth on you Kiddo

Re: I try XD [Voice]

[chess_wizard]

Ruby, he's driving me up the wall-

Whoa, wait, this babe is Ruby?

Shut up!

I thought the script said Ruby was an older chick. She sounds old enough, maybe, but not old.

ShutupshutupSHUTUP!

Re: I try XD [Voice]

[saved_ur_ass]

[ooc: I'm waiting on some clarification on what if I can do something with Ruby so for the moment the following is my solution]

Mmmm and that's why I locked mine in the closet.

Yes, this babe is Ruby.

Re: [Voice]

[chess_wizard]

Yeah, well, mine's bigger than me, and he took my wand, so-

Ha, so you're saying your other self is - wait for it, waaaiiit for iiit - in the closet?

... what does that even mean?!

It means you're too young for this conversation. Here, make yourself useful and throw out this candy wrapper.

Ruby, gimme your knife!

[nothingjust]

...

What did you just do?

1/2

[chess_wizard]

He just tried to hit me! I mean, come on, you can't beat Ron Weasley! My friends will totally kick your ass if you try, because I'm just that freakin' awesome!

2/2

[chess_wizard]

I'm going to wrestle my wand out of this imposter's hand and hex him until his eyeballs leak out of his ears!

Please tell me I'm not the only one with one of these... these things on my back!

[nothingjust]

I don't have one, so far.

... But I've heard other people's.

[cockofthewok]

You mean to say that you kiss your mum with that mouth Ron?

[chess_wizard]

Hey, you leave my mom out of this, okay? She might be an overprotective, overbearing, overeating-

You're DEAD! Sirius, can't you shut him up?!

Sirius loves you Ron

[cockofthewok]

I'll shut yours up if you shut mine up. He's been screaming up the stairs for hours now. Ugly bastard too.

Oi, stupid Ron, tell me more about your mum.

Ron loves Sirius, but he'll love him more if he manages to kick his actor's arse.

[chess_wizard]

Where did these bastards come from, anyway?!

Ha! My mom's totally getting on my case all the time because Percy turned out to be this stupid jerkface and Fred and George are complete screw-ups and... and....

Wait, why do you wanna know?

[idkmybfftony]

Normally, I would say there's nothing wrong with being American, and comment on how crisps is a stupid name for fried potato pieces.

[In the background, horribly off key singing.] Ohhh say can you seeeee~!

But I have too much of a headache.

Yes, the mansion's doing it wrong.

[chess_wizard]

Exactly, bro! I'm just Ron 2.0, you know? So what if I say things differently? I'm supposed to! That's what makes me totally aweso-

Will you stop saying "awesome?!" Merlin's underpants, you stupid sod, if I hear you say that bloody word one more-

Hey buddy, you or your song-and-dance man over there wanna split a Kit Kat? They're awesome!

[idkmybfftony]

[America's voice is completely deadpan.] I don't take candy from strangers.

Oh yes! I'd totally love a Kit Kat, dude! Those candies are so totally American, you know! That means they come from America!

...Yes, go eat the kit kat. Go eat a lot of them! And stay out of my room!

[chess_wizard]

What are you talking about? I'm Ron Weasley, Harry Potter's BFF!

Stop complaining and go give his... his friend or whatever your stupid chocolate.

Pfft, you could use some chocolate too, you little shrimp. Hey, other America dude! I'll totally come find you. Maybe we can kick some snobby Pureblood ass while we're cruising the halls!