Ahhh! Eat eat eat! Target weight 130lbs!? And you have to GAIN weight to get it!? Damnit, I've been killing myself to get 160 lbs and a 30 inch waist. I feel like I'm so close (only about 5lbs *cough* 6 *cough* and less than 2 inches to go!), but I keep teetering back and forth across the half way threshold. And then you! You're trying to gain weight! Argh! I'd trade you my fatness for your skinniness.. Bah humbug..
rare birds yet live, my dear. There are those of us who struggle to keep weight on. Feel blessed that in some apocolyptic situation, you would be better able to survive than I. I am neither drought nor famine resistent! And believe me, you don't want to trade. You become much sicker much more often when you don't weigh enough.
You will see me at my target in no time when I find my wayward appetite again.
Dearest, I'm going to be worried about you; I may have been one of the fuck-ups in the situations that have brought you down, but it doesn't mean I'm going to care any less. For the love of all things good and holy, I will send a bucket of apples and bananas to your front door -- worms and all! -- if I don't hear of you scarfing down some good ol' fashioned food. Hear you me.
At this point in time it occurs to me, my dear, that I'm the one hurting myself. Niether you nor Derrick should bear any responsibility for how my body decides to deal with any and all stress. I promise you and everyone else, when my appetite should return, I will eat like mad. Yet if I force it, nothing will stay down. This is on me, so don't feel bad or anything. I forbid it.
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You will see me at my target in no time when I find my wayward appetite again.
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And what a great quote.
Dearest, I'm going to be worried about you; I may have been one of the fuck-ups in the situations that have brought you down, but it doesn't mean I'm going to care any less. For the love of all things good and holy, I will send a bucket of apples and bananas to your front door -- worms and all! -- if I don't hear of you scarfing down some good ol' fashioned food. Hear you me.
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Apples sound good. Send me some apples =P
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