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[chesspiecing]

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Wahahaha!! [ Anyone listening will be treated to a bout of insanely loud cackling, seemingly neverending until she speaks again. ] Impressive, impressive, but how very rude to abandon an honored guest without a proper greeting. You would not dare disrespect the Golden Witch by choosing to be such a terrible host, riiiiiiight~? Hoh. That

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[enviousmath]

[...She knows that voice.]

Golden Witch, eh?

[chesspiecing]

Indeed. Do not tell me you've forgotten, Ushiromiya Kyrie, or were you simply expecting differently?

[enviousmath]

No. I think the memory of putting a gun in between your eyes, and blasting your head off, is pretty clear in my mind.

[chesspiecing]

Kukukuku! How mistaken you are to believe the Golden Witch could be murdered by such barbaric, simple means.

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[beamiracle]

[So she'd returned. It took a few minutes for Lion to realize that it really was Beatrice on the phone.]

...Beatrice-san?

[chesspiecing]

Indeed, indeed. That is correct. [ A thoughtful pause, followed by a... sort of brief cackling. Brief for her, at least. ] But it is considered impolite not to introduce yourself in return, isn't it....?

[beamiracle]

[So she doesn't remember...but Lion can't be impolite. Being impolite goes against Lion's very existence.

Of course, he has to brace himself for the inevitable explanation...]

My name is Lion Ushiromiya.

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[chesspiecing]

[ Well. That's a little troubling. More than a little troubling, to be quite frank, and startling. Of course, she naturally reacts. ]

Impossible.

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[absoluteisms]

... Beato.

[ yeah that's all you get for now man ]

[chesspiecing]

... Hoh. Lady Lambdadelta. [ Not who she expected, but she only falters briefly. ] What is your involvement in this, I wonder....? [ Even though she already thinks the answer is clear, marked by her next statement.] Such creativity deserves to be acknowledged.

[absoluteisms]

My involvement? Eheheheh! Then I'll let you continue to wonder! Anyways, you sure are a stubborn kid. Looks like you just don't stop coming back no matter how many times you finally die for real! [ /from EP7 ]

[chesspiecing]

Kukuku. Very well! [ WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEP SAYING THAT WAAAAH. Tactic pretending she's completely aware of everything is initiated. ] Did you think a magnificent witch could be disposed of so easily....?

[k1_sauce]

[--Oh! He remembers this lady, most definitely. He also remembers well enough that the trolling cackling witch act was hiding some cute, so he will be trying to find the right buttons to push.]

The great Golden Witch Beatrice, eh? C'mon, c'mon, you can do a better introduction than that.

[chesspiecing]

[ Shhh. Don't tell anyone about her hidden moe buttons. ]

Such a bold statement! [ This is where the ahahaha.wav should go. ] Do you doubt the magnificence of the Golden Witch, then?

[k1_sauce]

Nah, nah, you're a super duper witch or whatever, I've got that. But a woman should make her entrance more...more...

Attractive, right? With less 'wahahahahas' and 'hohs' and more 'teehees' and 'giggles'.

[chesspiecing]

W - whaaaaat? I have always been the image of refined elegance. [ cackling is perfectly ladylike right... ]

[wizardoftheweek]

Mm. I had a feeling you'd be back soon enough. Of course, once again, your memory is faulted.

[chesspiecing]

What's this, what's this? Come, explain yourself further.

[wizardoftheweek]

Your name is Beatrice the Golden Witch. You were, in your world, bound to an island and hold a strong connection to the Ushiromiya clan. You have been in this world numerous times. Each time, you do not recall that you have been here.