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[chestmonster]

LJ Awards Meme
Why, hello there, all you hotties. *leers* I bet you've all missed me and my fantastic skills in bed, haven't you? Well, never fear. The guy who's a beast in bed is back (after having had a great time with some brunette that I met in a pub), and he brings a meme to you all

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[sauntered]

If we're talking fucking around with you, I'd say hours. Hours, Akutsu.

That's...okay. Better if you were dancing in my lap. And licking.

I do ssssssso love licking...

[bigbadakutsu]

Want to fucking bet?

I do fucking lapdances too. Given enough fucking beer.

That really doesn't fucking surprise me.

[sauntered]

I'd take that bet. You jusssssst let me know when.

I'd prefer you sober, actually. It's no fun if there's a chance you're not really paying attention.

Do you like licking? I'd love to know.