just the way your mother likes it, trebeck.

[chestxtoxwheel]

-"dude, i got this bad-ass f-150, and i had it raised four inches! and then i had a SWEET new system installed, and when you put on the Ying Yang Twins, the bass sounds like there are midgets in the back seat smacking each other with trash cans

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[nowmaddiesays]

"101 WAYS TO GET YOUR GUY TO THINK YOU'RE ATTRACTIVE IN BED, YOU FAT BITCH", "57 WAYS TO DROP THE WEIGHT YOU GAINED WHILE FOLLOWING OUR CHRISTMAS RECIPES", and "409 WAYS TO GET YOUR MAN TO LOVE YOU DESPITE SPENDING FIFTY BUCKS A WEEK ON BULLSHIT MAGAZINES".

lol, wow I love you. But I think you forgot "HOW TO GET YOUR FAT ASS FLAT IN 4 DAYS OR LESS!"

[thereis_truth]

"now, not everyone who buys these are stupid. as a matter of fact, i know some people who buy them just to have something to read. and i love those people. with that said.."

You so0o0o0o0o saved yourself with that. You know you love me reading you sex articles. hahaha.

Man I love reading your entries... Now excuse me as I go get the peanut butter- Then re-read this 5 thousand times.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

<3-Katie

(p.s.- I wrote this all out under your name and ALMOST posted it.)

[heroicmishap]

You are fucking hilarious- I love it.
Sadly the majority of the teenage population in West Palm Beach are a bunch of Chase Matthews. It's pretty damn annoying.

[supersonic__]

HAHAHHAHHA

[____insatiable]

That was the best lj entry I have read in a long time!