Portsman, you are my new favorite person!

[chevrolady]

OMG. Check this out, you guys. Look at what Jacques found while he was goofing off in the computer lab. He said they reminded him of me. AREN'T THEY COOL?

These are, like, officially the coolest heels I've ever seen in my life. Lamborghinis, guys. LAMBORGHINIS. They even have little headlights on them! You can probably tell I, like, was never one

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[duck_gimshoe]

I sure hope they don't let you guys bring those shoes into prison, pal. Just look at 'em. The heels on those things could do some serious damage to a poor unsuspecting person. Pure contraband material if you ask me!

[chevrolady]

Haha! Detective, I think if Edgeworth was around he'd say something like, "Detective, don't be giving the inmates ideas!"

But really, there are like, more dangerous things than those heels already in here. Didn't you ever see that episode of "Behind the Bars" where like, that one prisoner had this scar from getting attacked with a spoon when this other guy tried to blind him? Lucky for you guys, we're just given plastic stuff!

[duck_gimshoe]

I don't have cable so I can't say that I have.

Eating utensils shouldn't be taken lightly, pal. Imagine if that spoon had been a spork. That poor guy is lucky to have lived to tell his tale!

[nosugar_nomilk]

I don't see what you're so excited about.

They don't let you buy shoes on the internet from prison. It's prison.

Also, they look ridiculous.

[chevrolady]

Ooh, right on schedule.

No duh you can't order stuff from here, Armando. I can't buy a car in here either, but it doesn't mean I can't appreciate good designs, does it? And like, no offense, but how well can you even see computer images out of that mask-thing?

I mean jeez, you're such a grumpy old killjoy.

[nosugar_nomilk]

Ha, yes, that's right. I wouldn't want to let you down, sweetheart. Can't you take a little joke?

I confess, at this point I'm almost amused by seeing you outdo yourself.

Believe me, I can see those shoes clearly enough. They'd be hard for anyone to miss.

((OH YOU.))

[chevrolady]

I dunno Armando, you never really struck me the "joking" type. You must have a totally, like, unique sense of humor.

Really. Well thanks for letting me know I set the bar so high. Things that leave lasting impressions tend to be, well, impressive. Just like those shoes, and my favorite kinds of cars! Life's more fun that way, you know?

[itscience_bb]

Those... both look like they would be way too hard to walk in.

[chevrolady]

I learned the hard way not everyone can walk in heels, so yeah, it kinda' takes some practice. I wear slip-ons most of the time myself. I think, like, low arches and skinny toes help.

I dunno, though. The second pair kind of remind me of the insides of the roller blades I had when I was a kid. With the ankle backing, they might feel more like, I dunno, skinny-heeled boots.

[[brb defending my masculinity]]

[olympiclogic]

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[olympiclogic]

I was not looking at a website about shoes. I found those when I was looking up information on Formula Drift. One of the race bunnies was wearing them, and there just happened to be a link to a better picture.

Just so we're clear on that.

[olympiclogic]

... But I can't say I object to what you titled this entry.

((lol k I'll be over here messing with it bby))

[chevrolady]

You were poking around Formula Drift? I thought you weren't into car racing, J. Were you already and I just didn't know? Or did something change your mind...?

So...you're saying you saw those shoes on one of the sideline promo chicks, and like, took the time to look up who made them all for me? Is that what you're saying, huh? Aren't you sweet. Even if I'm wrong, those shoes kick ass, so I like, totally wouldn't judge you if you just happened to have a thing for them, haha!

Oh yeah, you are absolutely my fave person right now~~

[dearestdiplomat]

I've never seen anything like those shoes before! How remarkable. Designers can certainly be very--creative.

I have to agree with Ms. Skye. I can't see how young ladies walk in such footwear. Though I don't know much about shoes myself. I generally only wear what I believe are known in the US as "loafers".

[chevrolady]

Yeah, the fashion world seems to get, like, crazier and crazier every year.

But it's cool, Mr. P.! I'm not really a heels-chick. I just tend to go a little nuts when I see, like, themes of stuff I like in fashion. It doesn't seem to happen too much since I like, well, a lot of "non-girly" things.