Oh man, how I love these crime updates UC keeps sending me:

[chewie13]

"On May 4, the University of Cincinnati Police was notified of a public indecency that occurred in Langsam Library.  The victim stated that while she was sitting with her shoes off studying, an unknown male masturbated on her shoes.  University of Cincinnati police were quickly called and are currently investigating the crime

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[twitch8504]

some one with a shoe/foot fetish

[thrubeingme]

My question is, who the hell masturbates on someone's shoes?

umm... college kids.

[scubachic176]

lolllllll.
this is me dying.

[__withoutwings]

There are two posts in a row on my friends page about this.

And my question is: who doesn't notice that someone is masturbating on her shoes?