Life (or more specificially, mine with Nick Wigand) is fantastic!

[chewie13]

I am so in love.

Like, I know right now that I'm going to marry him.

Isn't that crazy?

No offense Brian, but what we had is nothing like this.

I'm still having a hard time formulating the words to describe how wonderful he makes me feel.

I definitely love the names he calls me: baby, babe, sweetheart, sweetie, princess...

I love him.

Comments

[chewie13]

First of all asshole, go fuck yourself.

Have you done that?

Good. Secondly, he DOES know my name, as I'm sure you know.

Thirdly, who said we were having sex? Hmm?

Die.

[anonymous]

I only did it for the lolz!

Anyway, he's not interested in you. He's been in love with me ever since we were stationed together in Vietnam all those years ago. And there's nothing you can do about it.

[chewie13]

Fine. Whatever.

[graciasalvia]

i came to read the infamous anonymous post and i am greatly disappointed to see that you have deleted it. see, i'm a nosy creature and i want to KNOW what's going on!

lol ttyl

[graciasalvia]

Far be it from me to disappoint your enthusiastic nosiness. What I said was something along the lines of "I'd be willing to bet that he only call you 'sweetie' and 'princess' because he can't remember your real name. And I hope to god you are using protection because the thought of you reproducing makes me die a little inside."

Something like that.

[chewie13]

How about you stop being a fucking loser and say who this is? Cause I'm fairly sure I don't want to associate with you anymore.

[graciasalvia]

How about you take off your trendy oversized sunglasses and get some fresh air and a percoset? I like my plan better.