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[chewieface]

Five things cats must do every day:

1: A cat must wake up their person(s). This must be done by any means necessary. Some of us have the luxury of an open bedroom, in which case walking on, licking, or laying on the face will suffice. In the unfortunate case that the bedroon is inacessible, constant meowing or scratching may be necessary, and

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[mr_samster]

Keep up the good work. Something else the Orange One and I like to do is Watch some imaginary object outside the window very intently. It's really funny when the human gets up to see what's going outside. (Nothing! That's what's going on! Ha-ha!)

A tip for #1- If you convice the humans to give you lots of food, then you become fat, and that wakes them up even more when you walk on them. Be sure to put all the weight on one paw when it's placed over the human's bladder.

[bonniethepirate]

I woke Mummy up this morning by licking her face. Is it bad that she liked it? Only she doesn't like it when I nip her chin. Chins are made for nipping!

Oh, and I knocked over the only live plant today. It made a grand mess!

[puffmonster]

My sister, callimonster, and I have to wake up our human when she has a diabetic reaction. We walk on her, we meow at her, or we give her head bonks. Calli bites her nose.

[sitara_solita]

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[a_and_a]

*takes notes*