Comments | chewmilk: American Idol makes me feel funny on the inside

chewmilk

American Idol makes me feel funny on the inside

Feb 15, 2006 20:03

I think I may have some latent pedophilia issues that are starting to surface. I broke up with a 25-year-old. Then I dated a 22-year-old. Then a 19-year-old. Now I have a crush on both of the 16-year-old American Idol finalists. But especially William Makar, the last finalist chosen tonight ( Read more... )

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mlknchz February 16 2006, 02:24:49 UTC

so, your post is about chicken, and chicken...hmmmm

chewmilk February 16 2006, 02:26:34 UTC

hahaha. tell no one.

mlknchz February 16 2006, 03:15:57 UTC

My lips, they are sealed.

mlknchz February 16 2006, 04:14:07 UTC

At least Ace made it, he's a cutie

liz007 February 16 2006, 02:38:15 UTC

Taylor Hicks, ALL THE WAY!

chewmilk February 16 2006, 02:41:24 UTC

*gasp* do we need to throw down? ;o)

I'm gonna be really honest, his hair frightens me and he's a tiny bit spastic, which also kind of frightens me. Plus, he's way too old for me. I mean, he's legal, right?

liz007 February 16 2006, 02:42:38 UTC

He's 27. He's younger than Chris.

chewmilk February 16 2006, 02:44:56 UTC

and yet, still about 6 years too old for me...remember, I'm exploring pedophilia...

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billifer February 16 2006, 09:54:45 UTC

Call me pedantic (or just a pain in the grammatical ass), but it's actually ephebephilia, not pedophilia. And, hey, 16 is the age of consent in a fair number of states anyway, so what's the BFD?

Had sesame chicken bite appetizer things at Applebees last night. Good stuff.

chewmilk February 16 2006, 16:14:37 UTC

but it's going down in incriments of 3. It's only a matter of time before I hit 10. THEN it will be pedophilia.

Braggart. ;o)