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 I feel like stale popcorn.  I done popped-now what?  I'm a zombie.  A popcorn zombie.  The cutest of all zombies.  We like to pop and lock it and shake it like a polaroid picture.
I'm currently attempting to write a fairy tale.  We'll see how that turns out!
Love my classes.

 Arkansas was so beautiful.  Breathtaking.  I saw mountains.  I went behind a waterfall.  I learned taking a shower while drunk is a bad idea.  I admitted to my sister that I've done drugs.  I climbed rock walls.  I petted a unicorn (or a white horse that very well could have been a unicorn).  I sat in a grotto.  I rode a gorgeous horse through the ( Read more... )

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I encourage y'all to not make this mess public on facebook.  I wrote Brad a message saying to take it out of the public eye due to the fact it's humiliating me, him, and my friends.  Any psychologist could tell you that Brad almost 100% stole our shit simply because he's freaking out and fighting with so many people about it.  He's trying to gain ( Read more... )

 This alone thing is a little fun.  I've been thinking about a conversation with Ali about manifesting good this year.  Ali takes the extreme opinion-she put rocks in a salt bath, rubbed them with sage, and set them out to soak in the moonlight.  They will bring her good apparently, and I think she's great for being so faithful.  Hell, those rocks ( Read more... )

 We were in a house watching colors spiral on the wall.  I followed Yoda outside, and he was completely covered with mud eating some large bug.  I looked over at a courtyard and there was a big yellow lab trying to tear the head off of a dead puppy with his teeth.  It suddenly got dark outside.  I was terrified when he looked up at me, and I ran ( Read more... )

 That was truly pathetic.  What nice friends I have-my first time throwing up in 12 years was not fun.  Gross gross gross.  I can't believe my friends hung out with me while I was that wasted.  Natalie rubbed my back, Anthony got me cold towels, and Max sat with me crying on the bathroom floor.  That was so humiliating, and I can't believe I was ( Read more... )

 
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 I feel happy!  I've been in funkz mode.  Note to self-I can't control everything.  Girls night is fabulous. Eggplant, Apples to Apples, friends, and wine.  Oh, Kate Nash ( Read more... )