The Curse of the Frankenbear

Since the almighty Stinky Ben granted me the privilege of the ( Read more... )

Saw the new Star Wars the other night. Was ok except the stupid ass who sold me the tickets  was adamant about  the whole student ticket bullshit.
"no sorry i don't have 2 student cards but does it really matter?"  "yes...that'll be 25 dollars thankyou"  "thank YOU......fucker"
Apart from that the movie was ok. There was one part that didn't gel ( Read more... )

Housewarming. Not a term you would think twice about unless you were intending on either attending one or throwing one. The best way to warm a house is the most obvious one. Setting it on fire with a bum flamethrower which can be easily made by bending over and flatulating on a naked flame. Click herefor a demonstration. Other ways include inviting ( Read more... )

Stupid assignments. I have had a shitload this past 2 weeks. Just handed in a Insect Collection with almost 35 insects in it. Got most of them in the last 4 days before it was due. As a result of these stupid assessments i have neglected other more important aspects of my life. Mainly sleep.
Don't worry ben. Frankenbear is A-Okay. Crap...where did ( Read more... )

Today the light sploded (exploded) in the bathroom. Well it didn't ( Read more... )

      
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Today my quest for the ultimate plastic spoon has ended. After many ( Read more... )

I have discovered that Milo in large quantities late at night can ( Read more... )

While walking home from uni this afternoon a very peculiar thing ( Read more... )

I know i said i was going to cover Ninja Attire in my next Ninja Lesson post but......i lied. The Art of Lying is a very important skill for a Ninja. Ninja always lie. It's just part of being a Ninja.
In order to create a plausible, yet confusticating lie, a Ninja must ( Read more... )