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i love my friends and family SOOOOOOOooooooooooo much!! you are the greatest gift... -
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well my first thanksgiving @ our new house is ruined...thanks, mom. thanks for thinking of me.
thanks to nick's family for saving the day once again. -
why did they yell at me?
So I didn't see my credits on my Airtran account from where I had to cancel a flight and I sent Airtran a message...here's what I got back ( Read more... ) -
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so on the way out to E.Atl friday night, i decided to go a different way to the interstate instead of my normal route, which brought me by a church that was smoking meat and stirring brunswick stew in huge caldrons outside. based on my own church BBQ experiences, i KNEW what was gonna happen the next day; they were gonna freakin' sell that meat ( Read more... ) -
BLOW J PSA!!!!
listen up, y'all...i heard on GMA this morning that now you can get the throat cancer from giving blow Js!! yeah, so HPV does more than cause cervical cancer in the vajayjay, it can cause oral cancer as well!!!
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i am having a serious FISH TACO JONES! omg this place right next to work (sausilito, YO!) makes the BEST fish taco i've ever had, i'm SO serious! i had it yesterday for lunch and i have been craving it since i finished that last tender, spicy, crunchy bite! i can't wait for it to come up on 11:30 so i can beat everyone else over there! OMG! -
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GEEZ talk about an awesome mercury retrograde for yours truly here ( Read more... ) -
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and what's with this gotdamn titty nipple growing on my CHEEK SHIT! it's like the 2nd coming or something...it's MASSIVE and it's all by itself so it looks like a big ole cheek nip. i bet people are gonna get all sex nuts when they see it and try to suck on it. gonna be fighting off nipple suckers all weekend OMG! -
please, give me a valium...and a shot of whiskey to go.
this is the latest from my mortgage broker ( Read more... )
