you are always depressed. you have no reason to be depressed. i dare you to live my life. if i survive this semester i will kiss the ground.
this summer you can come to the jewel of the ivy league and chill and party with me. we'll piss in the gorge and watch it fall hundreds of feet, eat nothing but chinese food and pizza and swim at the bottom of waterfalls. we'll burp, fart and laugh and play beer pong late into the night, then run through sororities butt ass naked. then we'll go to the bars and attempt to pick up women years older than us. no homework, no projects, no tests, and none of the other shit i deal with in my life. just pure unadulterated fun and our innocence back.
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-mooney
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this summer you can come to the jewel of the ivy league and chill and party with me. we'll piss in the gorge and watch it fall hundreds of feet, eat nothing but chinese food and pizza and swim at the bottom of waterfalls. we'll burp, fart and laugh and play beer pong late into the night, then run through sororities butt ass naked. then we'll go to the bars and attempt to pick up women years older than us. no homework, no projects, no tests, and none of the other shit i deal with in my life. just pure unadulterated fun and our innocence back.
those will be the times of our lives.
Phil
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