We should all just put up Nightmare Before Christmas Decorations and call it a day!

[chgoemerald]

I drove to work this morning and do you know what I saw....Christmas decorations. Come on people, I've still got ghosts and bats and skeletons and witches dancing in my cobwebbed head and you're putting out the snowflakes and candycanes, fat men in red suits and wreaths. And you know what I heard on the radio...I'm dreaming of a White Christmas

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Here's *The Plan*

[kittyarcadia]

Okay, here's *the plan*...

Tomorrow night I'll pick you up... We'll stake out these Christmas adorned lampposts until the streets are empty...

Then, we'll de-adorn them... (Is that a word? Oh well, now it is!)

Yup, that's right! We're going to kidnap Christmas decorations.

You bring a ladder... Do you have a ladder? I might be able to find one...

I'll bring the iced tea, because egg nog would be redundant.

And *BREAK*!

[mesangecoeur]

Now you know why Jews are such angry people.

Hallmarkism

[kittyarcadia]

I was re-reading your entry because no one posts anything, ever... Including myself. (I think hanging out with 5 year olds all day makes me incapable of intelligent thought.)

Anyway, a word struck me as funny, and I couldn't get it out of my mind...

Hallmarkism: the study of sap and romanticism. It is anti-political gunk that clogs the arteries of society today. Like Marxism, only funny.

Ok, I'm done.

[beryswt]

The really pathetic thing is that now that I work in retail, and Christmas is all over the place, I am starting to love it that Christmas starts so early! And it used to drive me crazy!