HAHAHAAHA. Merry Christmas? It's like Facebook, where it's perfectly acceptable to just kinda spam out, "Merry Christmas!" or "Happy New Year!" like you were drunkenly hollering it out an open window.
F*cking FaceBookbec_87rbFebruary 12 2015, 23:00:40 UTC
I have. I am feeling some trepidation in the last two weeks, when the family members of a work colleague began popping up in the "Friends Suggestion" list; Do you know this person?
Okay, not weird if I had friended the colleague at some point, but the colleague isn't even on Facebook, and I found this out more than year ago, maybe two years ago, when I put his last name in the FB search box. I have heard tell of his family, but have never met them.
But now, Facebook really really wants me to friend his wife. It has been very insistence recently - as of today, she is the number two suggestion, in contention with his brother, a smiley affable fellow, a little balding, and I think living in Europe. I have felt uneasy about this last spate of Facebook-bullying. Leave me alone, you robotic algorithm.
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I particularly enjoy the reactions to the Merry Christmas texts; the guy having dinner, the guy on the toilet...
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Okay, not weird if I had friended the colleague at some point, but the colleague isn't even on Facebook, and I found this out more than year ago, maybe two years ago, when I put his last name in the FB search box. I have heard tell of his family, but have never met them.
But now, Facebook really really wants me to friend his wife. It has been very insistence recently - as of today, she is the number two suggestion, in contention with his brother, a smiley affable fellow, a little balding, and I think living in Europe. I have felt uneasy about this last spate of Facebook-bullying. Leave me alone, you robotic algorithm.
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