i need idris elba for a boyfriend asap. life is too short to not have sex with this guy

"Don’t be scared to bring candies and toys into the bedroom. Some guys are jealous of dildos because of the size, so what I did to kind of ease [my ex-husband] is introduce him to jumbo candy canes that they give at Christmas time. I like that better because number one, it doesn’t look like a penis that’s bigger than him, so he won’t be jealous. ( Read more... )

i think it's pretty funny that the collecting company taking care of my telstra dues are abbreviated to DNB. i owe DNB money.

i'm not really doing my best to handle a bizarre, horrible situation largely of my own making. emotional disturbances all over the shop, half wanting to be cut a decent break off the bat for it and knowing full well i don't deserve any such thing

i am a dinner hostess who invited guests to my home for dinner but did not make anything to eat

i wish i had started watching the wire earlier. if i was gonna sit on my arse and not even have a job, i might as well have been watching this. i wonder if i can finish all 6 series in 2 weeks?

"you drink"

"i drink for jesus"

"you're christian?!"

back to feeling fine today, starting to sweat the all the packing looming in the horizon. feeling the love from the people i reach out to, one step closer to loving myself again

terrified that trying to make something and do good work in the midst of depression won't work, the heavy feeling will permeate everything. instead of being able to touch on dark places, summon them up when its convenient (and only when it's convenient), the dark places are the constant source, the tar-laden brush with which i paint

i actually feel fine! i wonder how i'll feel when it's really over?