Yeah I had to share...

[chibianne]

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It burns... probably because I was brushing my teeth when I saw this and I kinda snorted some toothpaste from laughing so hard...

Comments

[panzerfaust15]

Didn't this guy get busted with a hooker?

Good thing you weren't eating. You might have snorted a carrot, or something, instead!

[chibianne]

Pretty much. Story goes he payed her $100, tried to kiss her and she bit his tongue and wouldn't let go. So he started punching her til she finally let go. The hooker and this guy are both idiots, and I think they both got arrested.

[chibianne]

Typo, $1,000.

[panzerfaust15]

Yes, idiocy is prevelent.

[nekochanpurr]

LOL!! XD i think i died a little on the inside..

[chibiaichan]

.....how do you find this stuff?! LOL