GFA, at last.
Some GFA Ramblings!
Gah, I missed a couple minutes. But here are my thoughts so far:
Boy, when Hawkeye went crazy, he didn't mess around. Allie really is one hell of an actor, let me tell you. He LOOKS crazy. He's making jokes and trying to be flippant, but there is something in his eyes that's just eerie. He's clearly gone woo-hoo!
OMG Maxiiiieeeee buying the shawl from that lady. And Soon Lee's all touched, and she keeps grabbing his hand when they run. Dammit, they really are cute together. Can't wait to see the weddiiiiiiing!
And Charles is sick. And omg, the musicians, and the way Charles was completely in a trance, listening to the flute, while everyone else was running around like hell. HOLY SHIT.
And everyone's on the bus, like a field trip. Eeee. M*A*S*Hy field trip.
ROFL. BJ's singing The OC's theme song. And handing out pictures of Erin to convince everyone to tell him to go home. Hee. He's so cute.
ZOMFG. MULCAHY. Holy crap, I didn't think his thing happened so soon. And wait, he doesn't want anyone except BJ to know? How is he planning on keeping THAT a secret?
Oh, dear. Hawk's rambling about chickens. It's a cry for help! That's a pretty chicken, though. Nice black and white feathers.
BJ has a lemon tree!
Why's Potter being an ass? Hmm. It would seem something about Mildred's letter has upset him. But what could it be??
AHH! John Larroquette's in... some made for TV movie. Eee, Dan. You know, that reminds me, I'm missing Night Court for this. Tuning in during the commercial, wow. Suddenly Mac and Ellen Foley are there. And Dan's wearing a black suit. <3 Dan.
Returning to the show.
Hawk's boyfriend has come to see him. And he brought liquor! Though, Hawk's kinda bringing down the whole party... it's fascinating, how the same puns and random chatter that always seemed so light and playful before, now it's just... yowza. Fuck, I'd leave, too. This is some amazing writing, though, and some killer acting.
It would seem we're on the verge of a breakthrough... WHAMMO! THERE IT IS! It's out in the open now, buckaroo. That wun't no chickin, Hawk. That wun't no chicken.
Oh, goodie. Man!weeping, just like with cousin Billy. Only, I'm sure this one was fueled by the fire of millions of TV viewers drawing a collective gasp of shock. It's too bad I was spoiled for that, because I bet it must have been an amazing moment.
Oh, sure, cut to commercial NOW. Man, come on!
OMG! Maxie's so smart. SMRT. And making "Uncle" references, and talk of camels. Oh, Maxie. Oh, Maxie, Maxie.
DEAR DAD! Heh, "You know how you told me if my head wasn't attached to my shoulders I'd lose it?... *crumple*" You know, no wonder Hawk seems off. His robe... it's BLUE.
Beej's going home... well, in theory anyway. Aww, Potter's gonna cry. And a BAXIE moment! Hell yeah. And BJ's trying to say farewell to Charles, who doesn't care/notice. So sad. XD
AND OMG. BEEJ IS GOOD ENOUGH TO ATTEMPT TO LEAVE A NOTE. HAHA. HE PWNZ TRAPPER. Oh, and now Charles is all sentimental and Beej doesn't care. That's sad.
Oh, okay, no note. Well, him and Trapper are tied, then. But he still pwnz Trapper, by virtue of being himself and not Trapper.
Okay, so, he's saying bye to Mulcahy, whose hearing is getting worse. How is it that in the... however many days since his accident, he has talked to absolutely nobody except BJ? Or HAS he been talking to people, but just smiling and nodding and not contributing to the conversation? He hasn't even talked to Potter? No one has gone in for confession? Seriously! How is he doing it?
Shelling. Hey, did Charles just SLAP MAXIE'S THIGH IN HIS ANNOYANCE?! HE CANNOT KEEP HIS HANDS OFF HIM. HELL YES. OMG. HELL YES. And they're all on Maxie's bed. That's probably the closest I'll ever get to seeing Charles and Maxie in bed together, so HELL YES, indeed. (Never mind that they were running from shelling. And Potter was there, too.)
OMG MAXIE. "You're kissing up the wrong tree." HE SAID KISSING. TO CHARLES. YES HE DID. OMFG.
"See ya at the next shelling," says Maxie.
(I'm so sorry, man, I'm missing all the substance in favor of squealing over the cute stuff.)
Hawk's back in fatigues. I hate that institution, it's creepy as fuck.
Seriously, why is Margaret being all nice to Charles? I don't get it... and she's all sentimental about him and his stuff? Huh?
OMG. OMG. OMG. Charles the conductor. He's so passionate!
Ooooohhhh, Margaret "got" him the job. Man, whoa. Ooooh, Major fite. OMG ! They're referencing "The Birthday Girls". Holy crap, this fight is going on and on and on and on and on. Oh my god, they rule. THEY FUCKING RULE. I LOVE IT. I'M REALLY GLAD I HAVE THIS ON TAPE THANK YOU hawkeyesmartini.
Awright. Anyway.
Oh, dear. "Where's BJ?" Oh, you just missed him. He went home. Well, if that wasn't the exclamation point on the statement "Hawkeye has gone cuckoo".
Oh, dear, again. Hawkeye seems less than enthusiastic about being in the ole OR. Less than mentally present, to be more specific. Oh, referencing his old boyfriend, too.
OMG! Maxie's worried about Soon Lee! "Did you see a Korean woman? Short, dark hair?"
Guy: "You're kidding, right?" Well, seriously.
Oh, okay. Mulcahy's just randomly talking, and no one is paying any mind. Well, that's one way to do it.
Maxie, meanwhile, is kicking enough ass to go all the way to Brooklyn on someone else's... ass. He wuvvvvs her! Yaaay! And she wuvvvvs him! And they wuvvvvv each other! Yaaaay!
Oh, my. It would seem Hawkeye's gone a little bonkers. He is driving a tank around the camp, into the garbage heap. Well, everyone approves, but, um... woohoo, crayzee.
OMG, Potter's bearing his soul to Sophieeee. ;_; And he sees Maxieeee and Soon Leeee being squisheeee.
Holy crap, what they thought was a sunset was actually... dun dun! A fire. Right, because that actually happened, didn't it? In California during the time of filming?
Deary me, a bugout. That nice patriotic music makes me think of Frank. Oh, Frank, what you missed, you zany Lieutenant Colonel, you.
Oh, me god! It's BJ! Him am back! What a dedicated boyee. Though, dedicated to what? His duty, or his boyfriend? Well, I think we all know the answer to that one. Oh, man, he pwnz Trapper six ways to Sunday. Who cares if he was forced into it.
God! The scenery is all elite. A lake! Who knew there was a lake! I didn't know!
OMFG MAXIE AND SOON LEE KISSED. AHHHHH.
Maxie saved "a couple" dresses? A COUPLE?! But... ;_;
Ahhh! Wedding dress! OMFG! HE PROPOSED! AND SHE SAID YES! (I guess that's how they do it these days.) He didn't get on one knee or anything, but...
Aww, so sad. She doesn't want to leave Korea, but he does! And there's angst.
OMFG. THERE ARE DUCKS! DUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
Wow, Margaret in short shorts. Rrrrraow.
Oh, it would seem Hawkeye has a hangup about childryn now.
Chaaaarles' musicians are being relocated... to the afterlife, as luck would have it. :(
OMG, the camera is on him when they make the announcement of the war being over! FUX YEAH!!!!! Now go find Maxie and give him a big kiss before he gets all married and junk, Charles! Oh, dammit, you waited too long. Now there's wounded!
Oh, no. The... the 4077 burned down? Oh, shitty!
22 billion dollars, woah. That whole continuous camera shot in the OR thing is badass as hell.
*snrk* More Margles bitching, Maxie's sad and confused about love, and Hawk wants Beej to say goodbye. Then, Hawk talks about "holding me in your arms". I hear a foghorn off in the distance, it's saying "Ah-ooo-gaaaayyyyy".
Maxie: "Vietnam? Where's that?"
HOH SHIT, it's one of Charles' musicians. OMFG, he's totally fucked up over that. OMFG! THE CHARLES ANGST! Actually, shit, that was heartwrenching.
"He wasn't even a soldier!"
Charles goes in, listens to a record, THEN SHATTERS THE RECORD! OMFG! CHARLES IS A CHANGED MAN. HELL FUCKING NO. HELL. FUCKING. NO.
Sheeyott! Hawk has a child as a patient! CURSE HIS FOOLISH PRIDE! ...Only, wait. Oh, never mind. He's okay now. Didn't realize.
GAH! The cease-fire! Whoa, gave me chills. I actually wasn't expecting the shelling to stop. I guess they mean business when they say the war's over. And those poor guys, working in the OR the whole time. So sad. (And Sidney said the "pull down your pants and slide on the ice" line. Snrklesnort.)
Ah! 4077 having BEEG AMERICAN PARTY!!! With white table coverings, so pretty. But impossible to eat.
What's everyone gonna be doing? Awwww, Potter! That's so sad and cute. Mrs. Potter's Mr. Potter. That must have been so hard for them. ;_;
KELLYE! She's going to Honolulu to be with her famileeee.
Tee-hee, Hawk's debauchery. And all the nurses looking at Beej when he talks about having an affair, like "oooh, so he's available now? Hell yeah!" Sorry, girls. He's got a full plate.
Mulcahy's heard it all in confession, oh yes he has.
CHARLES! OMFG. His music speech. Aww, man! They should have covered that in more detail. Come on, goddammit!
Margaret... is... going to defy her papa! Ooooh, snap. She's GETTING EMOTIONAL WITH HER NURSES! IT ONLY TOOK 11 YEARS, MEGS.
MAXIE. EEE. HE'S GETTING MARRIEEEEEED. What is Charles' reaction? SHOW ME. Nooo... I want to see the look of shock on Charles' face. Or a smug smirk. Or an eyeroll. Or a yawn. Dammit.
Haha. "I'm staying in Korea." I LOVE EVERYONE'S REACTIONS TO THAT. Crayzee Maxieee.
HUH? Potter's the best man? But... but he was only, like, a father figure and a pillar of support and strength for Maxie in all his times of need. Charles was, like... his boyfriend. Oh, well. I can understand why they wouldn't want to get too close, after all they've been through. (Ah, I'm delusional. But you knew that already)
THE WEDDING
*GASP OOH M FUCKING GOD MAXIE IN A SUIT THE HOTNESS OH MY GOD MY HEAD EXPLODED
HES IN A SUIT OH MY FUCKING GOD HE'S IN A SUIT HE'S IN A SUUUUUUITTTTTTTTT
SOON LEE IS SO PRETTY
MAXIE'S EYES.
I NEED SCREENCAPS OF THIS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ON A SEGWAY MAXIE IN A SUIT!!!!!!!
"You bet I do." AHHHHHHHHHHHH THE KISS.
Well, Charles, now you totally lost your chance. BUT HE CALLED HIM MAXWELL. GIVE THE MARRIED MAN A HUG, GODDAMMIT! DO SOMETHING, CHARLES! He's getting away!!!!!!! NOOOOES!
Saying goodbye to Margaret, and she kinda halfassed apologizes for yelling at him! SO CUTE!!!!!! THEY ROCK. MAXIE HAS TO AUTOGRAPH HIS SCARLETT O'HARA PIC FOR BEEJ FUCK YES. AHHHHH
AHHH CHARLES IS TALKING TO SOON LEE.
OMFG HERE COMES CHARLES OMFG OMFG Charles gives him a compliment about owning Korea one day. HELLS YEAH!
Oh!!!!! Their last conversation was just as antagonistic as ever. "If I'm ever in Beantown, I'll look you up."
"Gee, I'll be out of town.... then."
Ohhh, Maxieeeeeee.... how could you go?? How could you go and leave me... er, Charles. And me. ;_;
AHHHHHHHH Disassembling the signpost.
Haha.
Charles: "You've made this hellhole a trifle less unbearable."
Mulcahy: "...It certainly is!"
Charles: "...What..?"
Charles and Margaret still haven't made up?! BUT CHARLES GIVES HER THE JEEEEEEP. OUT OF CHIVALRY!!!! Or something.
GASP FUCKING GASP. He gives her a pwesenttttt! AND THEY MAKE UP AND HE KISSES HER HAND!!!!!!! YOU JUST LOST MAXIE, TAKE MARGARET FOR GOD'S SAKE!!!!! Noooooo.
Potter's such a nice guy. "You dear sweet man, I'll never forget you." I'm gonna cry. Seriously.
Icky, nasty, Hawgret tension. Bleh. Fucken... what the hell? That kiss? Are they ever gonna come up for air? Haha, I love how awkward everyone is. HAH! Charles is reading through it.
Damn, they weren't kidding when they said that was a kiss.
Hawk: Well, so long.
Margaret: See ya. *snrk* That's the fucken truth.
OMG CHARLES IS LEAVING NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ;_; POTTER CALLS HIM CHARLES.
What the fucken hell. He has to ride with RIZZO? Oh, rip OFF. Gah, that's so not fair. Puh. Chaxie forever.
Aww, Potter's giving Sophie to the orphanage. So sad.
"Inside, I was laughing to beat all hell." ;__________;
OMFG SALUTE. AND POTTER RIDES AWAY ON SOPHIE OMFG.
Now, it's just down to our boyfriends, eh? Hee, Beej's bright yellow motorcycle.
*snrk* A martini that tastes like lighter fluid. That's so cold.
Ohhh, and he DID leave a note, that's right. Yes, indeed. He is so much better than Trapper.
And that's pretty much all I have to say on the subject of the M*A*S*H series finale, "Goodbye, Farewell and Amen", which I have now officially lived through.
I lived through it, guys. I lived through it.
In the spirit of GFA's original airing, I think... I'll go to the bathroom. :)
Gah, I missed a couple minutes. But here are my thoughts so far:
Boy, when Hawkeye went crazy, he didn't mess around. Allie really is one hell of an actor, let me tell you. He LOOKS crazy. He's making jokes and trying to be flippant, but there is something in his eyes that's just eerie. He's clearly gone woo-hoo!
OMG Maxiiiieeeee buying the shawl from that lady. And Soon Lee's all touched, and she keeps grabbing his hand when they run. Dammit, they really are cute together. Can't wait to see the weddiiiiiiing!
And Charles is sick. And omg, the musicians, and the way Charles was completely in a trance, listening to the flute, while everyone else was running around like hell. HOLY SHIT.
And everyone's on the bus, like a field trip. Eeee. M*A*S*Hy field trip.
ROFL. BJ's singing The OC's theme song. And handing out pictures of Erin to convince everyone to tell him to go home. Hee. He's so cute.
ZOMFG. MULCAHY. Holy crap, I didn't think his thing happened so soon. And wait, he doesn't want anyone except BJ to know? How is he planning on keeping THAT a secret?
Oh, dear. Hawk's rambling about chickens. It's a cry for help! That's a pretty chicken, though. Nice black and white feathers.
BJ has a lemon tree!
Why's Potter being an ass? Hmm. It would seem something about Mildred's letter has upset him. But what could it be??
AHH! John Larroquette's in... some made for TV movie. Eee, Dan. You know, that reminds me, I'm missing Night Court for this. Tuning in during the commercial, wow. Suddenly Mac and Ellen Foley are there. And Dan's wearing a black suit. <3 Dan.
Returning to the show.
Hawk's boyfriend has come to see him. And he brought liquor! Though, Hawk's kinda bringing down the whole party... it's fascinating, how the same puns and random chatter that always seemed so light and playful before, now it's just... yowza. Fuck, I'd leave, too. This is some amazing writing, though, and some killer acting.
It would seem we're on the verge of a breakthrough... WHAMMO! THERE IT IS! It's out in the open now, buckaroo. That wun't no chickin, Hawk. That wun't no chicken.
Oh, goodie. Man!weeping, just like with cousin Billy. Only, I'm sure this one was fueled by the fire of millions of TV viewers drawing a collective gasp of shock. It's too bad I was spoiled for that, because I bet it must have been an amazing moment.
Oh, sure, cut to commercial NOW. Man, come on!
OMG! Maxie's so smart. SMRT. And making "Uncle" references, and talk of camels. Oh, Maxie. Oh, Maxie, Maxie.
DEAR DAD! Heh, "You know how you told me if my head wasn't attached to my shoulders I'd lose it?... *crumple*" You know, no wonder Hawk seems off. His robe... it's BLUE.
Beej's going home... well, in theory anyway. Aww, Potter's gonna cry. And a BAXIE moment! Hell yeah. And BJ's trying to say farewell to Charles, who doesn't care/notice. So sad. XD
AND OMG. BEEJ IS GOOD ENOUGH TO ATTEMPT TO LEAVE A NOTE. HAHA. HE PWNZ TRAPPER. Oh, and now Charles is all sentimental and Beej doesn't care. That's sad.
Oh, okay, no note. Well, him and Trapper are tied, then. But he still pwnz Trapper, by virtue of being himself and not Trapper.
Okay, so, he's saying bye to Mulcahy, whose hearing is getting worse. How is it that in the... however many days since his accident, he has talked to absolutely nobody except BJ? Or HAS he been talking to people, but just smiling and nodding and not contributing to the conversation? He hasn't even talked to Potter? No one has gone in for confession? Seriously! How is he doing it?
Shelling. Hey, did Charles just SLAP MAXIE'S THIGH IN HIS ANNOYANCE?! HE CANNOT KEEP HIS HANDS OFF HIM. HELL YES. OMG. HELL YES. And they're all on Maxie's bed. That's probably the closest I'll ever get to seeing Charles and Maxie in bed together, so HELL YES, indeed. (Never mind that they were running from shelling. And Potter was there, too.)
OMG MAXIE. "You're kissing up the wrong tree." HE SAID KISSING. TO CHARLES. YES HE DID. OMFG.
"See ya at the next shelling," says Maxie.
(I'm so sorry, man, I'm missing all the substance in favor of squealing over the cute stuff.)
Hawk's back in fatigues. I hate that institution, it's creepy as fuck.
Seriously, why is Margaret being all nice to Charles? I don't get it... and she's all sentimental about him and his stuff? Huh?
OMG. OMG. OMG. Charles the conductor. He's so passionate!
Ooooohhhh, Margaret "got" him the job. Man, whoa. Ooooh, Major fite. OMG ! They're referencing "The Birthday Girls". Holy crap, this fight is going on and on and on and on and on. Oh my god, they rule. THEY FUCKING RULE. I LOVE IT. I'M REALLY GLAD I HAVE THIS ON TAPE THANK YOU hawkeyesmartini.
Awright. Anyway.
Oh, dear. "Where's BJ?" Oh, you just missed him. He went home. Well, if that wasn't the exclamation point on the statement "Hawkeye has gone cuckoo".
Oh, dear, again. Hawkeye seems less than enthusiastic about being in the ole OR. Less than mentally present, to be more specific. Oh, referencing his old boyfriend, too.
OMG! Maxie's worried about Soon Lee! "Did you see a Korean woman? Short, dark hair?"
Guy: "You're kidding, right?" Well, seriously.
Oh, okay. Mulcahy's just randomly talking, and no one is paying any mind. Well, that's one way to do it.
Maxie, meanwhile, is kicking enough ass to go all the way to Brooklyn on someone else's... ass. He wuvvvvs her! Yaaay! And she wuvvvvs him! And they wuvvvvv each other! Yaaaay!
Oh, my. It would seem Hawkeye's gone a little bonkers. He is driving a tank around the camp, into the garbage heap. Well, everyone approves, but, um... woohoo, crayzee.
OMG, Potter's bearing his soul to Sophieeee. ;_; And he sees Maxieeee and Soon Leeee being squisheeee.
Holy crap, what they thought was a sunset was actually... dun dun! A fire. Right, because that actually happened, didn't it? In California during the time of filming?
Deary me, a bugout. That nice patriotic music makes me think of Frank. Oh, Frank, what you missed, you zany Lieutenant Colonel, you.
Oh, me god! It's BJ! Him am back! What a dedicated boyee. Though, dedicated to what? His duty, or his boyfriend? Well, I think we all know the answer to that one. Oh, man, he pwnz Trapper six ways to Sunday. Who cares if he was forced into it.
God! The scenery is all elite. A lake! Who knew there was a lake! I didn't know!
OMFG MAXIE AND SOON LEE KISSED. AHHHHH.
Maxie saved "a couple" dresses? A COUPLE?! But... ;_;
Ahhh! Wedding dress! OMFG! HE PROPOSED! AND SHE SAID YES! (I guess that's how they do it these days.) He didn't get on one knee or anything, but...
Aww, so sad. She doesn't want to leave Korea, but he does! And there's angst.
OMFG. THERE ARE DUCKS! DUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
Wow, Margaret in short shorts. Rrrrraow.
Oh, it would seem Hawkeye has a hangup about childryn now.
Chaaaarles' musicians are being relocated... to the afterlife, as luck would have it. :(
OMG, the camera is on him when they make the announcement of the war being over! FUX YEAH!!!!! Now go find Maxie and give him a big kiss before he gets all married and junk, Charles! Oh, dammit, you waited too long. Now there's wounded!
Oh, no. The... the 4077 burned down? Oh, shitty!
22 billion dollars, woah. That whole continuous camera shot in the OR thing is badass as hell.
*snrk* More Margles bitching, Maxie's sad and confused about love, and Hawk wants Beej to say goodbye. Then, Hawk talks about "holding me in your arms". I hear a foghorn off in the distance, it's saying "Ah-ooo-gaaaayyyyy".
Maxie: "Vietnam? Where's that?"
HOH SHIT, it's one of Charles' musicians. OMFG, he's totally fucked up over that. OMFG! THE CHARLES ANGST! Actually, shit, that was heartwrenching.
"He wasn't even a soldier!"
Charles goes in, listens to a record, THEN SHATTERS THE RECORD! OMFG! CHARLES IS A CHANGED MAN. HELL FUCKING NO. HELL. FUCKING. NO.
Sheeyott! Hawk has a child as a patient! CURSE HIS FOOLISH PRIDE! ...Only, wait. Oh, never mind. He's okay now. Didn't realize.
GAH! The cease-fire! Whoa, gave me chills. I actually wasn't expecting the shelling to stop. I guess they mean business when they say the war's over. And those poor guys, working in the OR the whole time. So sad. (And Sidney said the "pull down your pants and slide on the ice" line. Snrklesnort.)
Ah! 4077 having BEEG AMERICAN PARTY!!! With white table coverings, so pretty. But impossible to eat.
What's everyone gonna be doing? Awwww, Potter! That's so sad and cute. Mrs. Potter's Mr. Potter. That must have been so hard for them. ;_;
KELLYE! She's going to Honolulu to be with her famileeee.
Tee-hee, Hawk's debauchery. And all the nurses looking at Beej when he talks about having an affair, like "oooh, so he's available now? Hell yeah!" Sorry, girls. He's got a full plate.
Mulcahy's heard it all in confession, oh yes he has.
CHARLES! OMFG. His music speech. Aww, man! They should have covered that in more detail. Come on, goddammit!
Margaret... is... going to defy her papa! Ooooh, snap. She's GETTING EMOTIONAL WITH HER NURSES! IT ONLY TOOK 11 YEARS, MEGS.
MAXIE. EEE. HE'S GETTING MARRIEEEEEED. What is Charles' reaction? SHOW ME. Nooo... I want to see the look of shock on Charles' face. Or a smug smirk. Or an eyeroll. Or a yawn. Dammit.
Haha. "I'm staying in Korea." I LOVE EVERYONE'S REACTIONS TO THAT. Crayzee Maxieee.
HUH? Potter's the best man? But... but he was only, like, a father figure and a pillar of support and strength for Maxie in all his times of need. Charles was, like... his boyfriend. Oh, well. I can understand why they wouldn't want to get too close, after all they've been through. (Ah, I'm delusional. But you knew that already)
THE WEDDING
*GASP OOH M FUCKING GOD MAXIE IN A SUIT THE HOTNESS OH MY GOD MY HEAD EXPLODED
HES IN A SUIT OH MY FUCKING GOD HE'S IN A SUIT HE'S IN A SUUUUUUITTTTTTTTT
SOON LEE IS SO PRETTY
MAXIE'S EYES.
I NEED SCREENCAPS OF THIS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ON A SEGWAY MAXIE IN A SUIT!!!!!!!
"You bet I do." AHHHHHHHHHHHH THE KISS.
Well, Charles, now you totally lost your chance. BUT HE CALLED HIM MAXWELL. GIVE THE MARRIED MAN A HUG, GODDAMMIT! DO SOMETHING, CHARLES! He's getting away!!!!!!! NOOOOES!
Saying goodbye to Margaret, and she kinda halfassed apologizes for yelling at him! SO CUTE!!!!!! THEY ROCK. MAXIE HAS TO AUTOGRAPH HIS SCARLETT O'HARA PIC FOR BEEJ FUCK YES. AHHHHH
AHHH CHARLES IS TALKING TO SOON LEE.
OMFG HERE COMES CHARLES OMFG OMFG Charles gives him a compliment about owning Korea one day. HELLS YEAH!
Oh!!!!! Their last conversation was just as antagonistic as ever. "If I'm ever in Beantown, I'll look you up."
"Gee, I'll be out of town.... then."
Ohhh, Maxieeeeeee.... how could you go?? How could you go and leave me... er, Charles. And me. ;_;
AHHHHHHHH Disassembling the signpost.
Haha.
Charles: "You've made this hellhole a trifle less unbearable."
Mulcahy: "...It certainly is!"
Charles: "...What..?"
Charles and Margaret still haven't made up?! BUT CHARLES GIVES HER THE JEEEEEEP. OUT OF CHIVALRY!!!! Or something.
GASP FUCKING GASP. He gives her a pwesenttttt! AND THEY MAKE UP AND HE KISSES HER HAND!!!!!!! YOU JUST LOST MAXIE, TAKE MARGARET FOR GOD'S SAKE!!!!! Noooooo.
Potter's such a nice guy. "You dear sweet man, I'll never forget you." I'm gonna cry. Seriously.
Icky, nasty, Hawgret tension. Bleh. Fucken... what the hell? That kiss? Are they ever gonna come up for air? Haha, I love how awkward everyone is. HAH! Charles is reading through it.
Damn, they weren't kidding when they said that was a kiss.
Hawk: Well, so long.
Margaret: See ya. *snrk* That's the fucken truth.
OMG CHARLES IS LEAVING NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ;_; POTTER CALLS HIM CHARLES.
What the fucken hell. He has to ride with RIZZO? Oh, rip OFF. Gah, that's so not fair. Puh. Chaxie forever.
Aww, Potter's giving Sophie to the orphanage. So sad.
"Inside, I was laughing to beat all hell." ;__________;
OMFG SALUTE. AND POTTER RIDES AWAY ON SOPHIE OMFG.
Now, it's just down to our boyfriends, eh? Hee, Beej's bright yellow motorcycle.
*snrk* A martini that tastes like lighter fluid. That's so cold.
Ohhh, and he DID leave a note, that's right. Yes, indeed. He is so much better than Trapper.
And that's pretty much all I have to say on the subject of the M*A*S*H series finale, "Goodbye, Farewell and Amen", which I have now officially lived through.
I lived through it, guys. I lived through it.
In the spirit of GFA's original airing, I think... I'll go to the bathroom. :)