THERE ARE NOT WORDS.
There are no words in the entire fucking universe to describe how happy I am right now.
*THE* episode. THE EPISODE I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR FOR MONTHS AND MONTHS AND I SAW IT. And it was... I mean.... THERE ARE NOT WORDS TO DESCRIBE THE FUCKING AWESOMENESS.
Okay. TEEEE-HEEEEE... OH MY GOD. Please excuse any and all typos I may make while typing in the heat of passion. ;____;
OKAY. It started out... *bursts into fit of uncontrollable laughter* Oh man. It started out, and I KNEW IT was the one! I just fucken KNEW it was because... it was DESTINY.
*coughs* Okay. Klinger was taking off his mask and stuff IN THE SCRUB ROOM WITH EVERYONE OMFG. That alone told me it was to be an episode destined for greatness. And he was saying, I have the weirdest feeling that I forgot something. AAAAAAAAAAAUGH. *clamps hand over mouth* And like, stuff... and... I grabbed a pillow because I KNEW it was gonna be....
*hyperventilates*
Okay. Hawkeye and BJ are talking about some stuff, and one of them forgot some tools in the other room. Big deal. BUT THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN... *shakes with giddy laughter* From the other room, you hear Charles trip over something. AHHHH, the thing that Max forgot to clean up. Uh... some towels? DOESN'T REALLY MATTER in the long run.
So Charles comes storming in and is pissed as hell at Max and stuff, calling him all sorts of horrid names and whatnot. hahahHAHAHA. I'm seriously laughing my fucking fool head off as I write this. I mean, this is like.. so... HAAAHHH. *falls off the bed* And yes, this is all within the first like, 2 minutes of the episode.
Potter chews Charles out for being a jackass, and MAX hEEHEHE. He's all, no sir, this was my fault, I'll go clean it up. AND CHARLES GOES WITH HIM OMFG. YOU SEE WHERE THIS IS GOING, DON'T YOU?!?!
So, Klinger is cleaning up all the towels and Charles is just being such a prick, and he points out the tools that BJ was gonna come in and get later. And then as Klinger's standing up..... HEEE... uh, the lights flicker.
Charles is like, well, how did you manage to screw up the lights, too? ARGH, such an ass. BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER.
Because all of a sudden... HAHAHA.... Klinger, the smart one, notices like... steam and stuff coming from the generator. ON THE WALL. I seriously can not believe I'm writing this. It's like... a fucken dream come true. My thoughts: ("There's a generator on the wall, TOO??????) OH MY GOD, this is really happening. I'm really fucken seeing this episode and it's real and I'm NOT MAKING THIS UP.
Okay, and of course Charles the moron is standing right IN FUCKING FRONT OF THE GOD DAMN GENERATOR AND DO YOU FUCKING KNOW WHAT HAPPENED??!?! I'm not making this up.
KLINGER. FUCKING. SCREAMS. "GET. OUT. OF. THE. WAY." AND. CHARLES. DOESN'T. SO. GUESS. WHAT. FUCKING. HAPPENS.
I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP. KLINGER PUSHES HIM OUT OF THE WAY. AND THEY'RE ON THE FLOOR. AND OH MY FUCKING LORD JESUS ON A BICYCLE WITH ICE CREAM SANDWICHES. ;_________________; IT WAS SO FUCKING.... AUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And then.... like... GRRR. Stupid BJ comes in and HE ENDS UP GETTING HIT with the explosion. GRRRR. MORON. But it's okay.
So like.... Potter comes running in, and uh... I forget what happened with BJ. I guess he left. AND Charles is getting up.... and kinda like, what happened.... *screams fucking head off* AND THEN HE SEES MAX LYING ON THE FLOOR UNCONSCIOUS AND OH MY FUCKING LORD.
HE IS FUCKING WORRIED FUCKING SICK FUCK FUCK FUCK. Potter runs over and Charles is PRACTICALLY IN TEARS and making a deal with god saying please please let him be alive I'll DO FUCKING ANYTHING. I'M NOT MAKING THIS UP!!!!!!!!!!!! I SWEAR TO GOD!!!!!!!!!
And oh my fucking god. Okay, all that happened was Max broke his nose but there was fucking blood ALL OVER THE MOTHERFUCKING PLACE. AND CHARLES... THE SECOND MAX WOKE UP HE HELD HIS FUCKING HAND I'M SERIOUS. HELD HIS FUCKING GOD DAMN HAND. ;___________________________________; And he was like... I may take liberties with this quoting, but NOT MUCH.
"Max, you saved my life. I am ETERNALLY IN YOUR DEBT." Yeah, actually, that's what he said. NOT FUCKING KIDDING, FOLKS. ORGASM. CITY.
So, then like, it fucken cut to BJ and HAWKEYE, GRRR. BUT NOT FOR LONG!!!!!
Soooooon, Potter and Charles are wheeling Maxie-chan back to bed, and AAAAAAAAAUGH. He's got all these bandages on over his nose and his eyes are.... oh, so big. ;_; And Charles is fretting about, TUCKING HIM INTO BED AND SHIT and he tells Potter that he's going to TAKE OVER AS COMPANY CLERK NO FUCKING WAY. Potter's a little bit dubious, but Charles assures him that he can do it, so BUHA. And Max is all, I can't let you do that... *peep* BUT CHARLES LEANS OVER HIM and has the CUTEST look on his face and says that a Winchester always repays a debt, especially one of honor. AAAAAAAAAAA. And then he asks if there's anything he can do. And Max is all hesitant, but then he says, "Some tea?" And Charles just thinks that's the cutest thing ever (WHICH IT IS!) and then Max is like, with some honey? But I don't think there's any around here. HAHAHA... Charles assures him that that's absolutely no trouble, and he'll BE RIGHT THE FUCK BACK.
So then, Max is sitting there and he grins, saying, "What do you know? I guess every broken nose has its silver lining." TEEEE-HEEEEEEEEEE.
Okay, stupid crap with BJ, whatever.
Charles is sitting up late, getting all Max's work done, and Max does this little sigh and says "You're too good to me." GBDEMJSBFJDWESGBUJFGBWESMNGBFNMES. Charles assures him that it's no trouble, and Max is like, sitting there, eating some food and Charles says he'll take that for him because he needs to sleep. And Max is like, all hesitant and then he says...
I'm not kidding.
He says... WILL YOU READ ME A STORY?
Charles is kinda like, wtf? Aren't you a little old for fairy tales? But Max says, this is for adults, honest! And hands him some trashy book. Charles opens it and he reads something like, even though I knew it hurt, I didn't stop kissing her. Or something absolutely fucky like that. IT WAS A TRASHY FUCKING SMUT BOOK, I'LL BET YOU A HUNDRED DOLLARS. *laughs maniacally*
Charles throws it down in horror and says no fucking way in hell is he going to read that, and Max is like, that's okay, sir. It just makes me so happy to hear your beautiful voice when by all counts, you ought to be... oh... dead. ROFLMFAOBBQ!!!!!!!!!111111111111oneoneeoen
SO, what can Charles do except sit down and read the book?!? And OMFG, I WAS SCREAMING MY FUCKING HEAD OFF because Max has this really stupid grin on his face, and he bounces around in bed, getting the pillows all comfy, and then he lays on his side, grinning like a fool and all curled up under the fucking BLANKET CAN I GET SOME FUCKING WATER HERE?!?
But then, the replacement surgeon for BJ shows up and is like, WTF is going on? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA And he asks, who's the company clerk? And Max just points to Charles and is like, he is! So, the guy asks where Potter is, and Charles says, oh, surely you will need me to help you find your way there! XD And Max is like, what about my story?!?!? Charles says that he's got to get this guy settled in, and Max is like, that's okay, sir. and starts moaning. HAHAHAHA. Charles puts on this big grin and says, "I'll be back in 10 minutes." and then the new surgeon dude is like, don't forget my bags.
So, blah blah, BJ's stupid hand and whatever, (I'm sorry, I'm sure someone out there actually cares about this part of the episode...) and then there's incoming wounded. OH, EXCEPT, wait. Sorry, gotta make one comment about the BJ subplot. Through the entire time you see everyone standing in the swamp, CHARLES' BED IS CONSPICUOUSLY EMPTY. BUUUUHAAA. ^____________^ Okay, that's all.
Anyway, yeah, incoming wounded, and Charles come stumbling in, at this point he's getting fucken sick as hell of dealing with Max. Aww. And then Hawkeye says, your clothes are slept in, but your bed isn't. And Charles just says, "I was caring for a friend." OMG. And Potter says, this wouldn't be the same friend you pledged your eternal gratitude, would it? And Charles says, It feels like an eternity just since last night.
And then, in the OR, guess who fucken shows up?!? Thaaaaaaaaat's right. And he says, this is going to take a lot out of me, but thank god I'll have you to help me afterwards. E*I#U@(*IWEDIHWSDJSJMKHJCESFGSDFGVDSXZSSAAAAAAAAA
So, yeah, BJ's hand is all bad and the surgeon is a prick, and YET AGAIN you see Charles' empty bed. I'm sorry, I really am. BJ's subplot was really interesting and all... but come on. Can not compare.
SO, final scene. Charles has had it up to here with Max's stuff, so he brings in this paper bag and says that he's going to throw Max a ticker-tape parade, and then he opens the bag and dumps shredded paper all over his head. X FUCKEN D. AND it ended.
Now, that I've written this up, there are a couple other scenes that occurred but I can't remember when. I guess before the book thing. Max was saying how in about 2 or 3 weeks, he'd be able to go back to work, and Charles just has the most exasperated look on his face. And then he says something about going out and playing darts, but of course that wouldn't interest Charles, so he could just come back and get him later. WHEEEEEE.
Okay, now. Do you see what I mean? Was this not worth selling my soul for?! It was just..... I mean.... as I said before, THERE ARE NOT WORDS.
Now.... this episode could spawn SO much fucking speculation. I just... do not know where to begin. Seriously. Where do I begin?! Oh... man.... just.... I am so fucking happy. SO FUCKING HAPPY. Spin around? Throw glitter? What do I even do to show my fucken glee?!
*sniffles* I am the happiest person on the planet right now.
*THE* episode. THE EPISODE I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR FOR MONTHS AND MONTHS AND I SAW IT. And it was... I mean.... THERE ARE NOT WORDS TO DESCRIBE THE FUCKING AWESOMENESS.
Okay. TEEEE-HEEEEE... OH MY GOD. Please excuse any and all typos I may make while typing in the heat of passion. ;____;
OKAY. It started out... *bursts into fit of uncontrollable laughter* Oh man. It started out, and I KNEW IT was the one! I just fucken KNEW it was because... it was DESTINY.
*coughs* Okay. Klinger was taking off his mask and stuff IN THE SCRUB ROOM WITH EVERYONE OMFG. That alone told me it was to be an episode destined for greatness. And he was saying, I have the weirdest feeling that I forgot something. AAAAAAAAAAAUGH. *clamps hand over mouth* And like, stuff... and... I grabbed a pillow because I KNEW it was gonna be....
*hyperventilates*
Okay. Hawkeye and BJ are talking about some stuff, and one of them forgot some tools in the other room. Big deal. BUT THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN... *shakes with giddy laughter* From the other room, you hear Charles trip over something. AHHHH, the thing that Max forgot to clean up. Uh... some towels? DOESN'T REALLY MATTER in the long run.
So Charles comes storming in and is pissed as hell at Max and stuff, calling him all sorts of horrid names and whatnot. hahahHAHAHA. I'm seriously laughing my fucking fool head off as I write this. I mean, this is like.. so... HAAAHHH. *falls off the bed* And yes, this is all within the first like, 2 minutes of the episode.
Potter chews Charles out for being a jackass, and MAX hEEHEHE. He's all, no sir, this was my fault, I'll go clean it up. AND CHARLES GOES WITH HIM OMFG. YOU SEE WHERE THIS IS GOING, DON'T YOU?!?!
So, Klinger is cleaning up all the towels and Charles is just being such a prick, and he points out the tools that BJ was gonna come in and get later. And then as Klinger's standing up..... HEEE... uh, the lights flicker.
Charles is like, well, how did you manage to screw up the lights, too? ARGH, such an ass. BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER.
Because all of a sudden... HAHAHA.... Klinger, the smart one, notices like... steam and stuff coming from the generator. ON THE WALL. I seriously can not believe I'm writing this. It's like... a fucken dream come true. My thoughts: ("There's a generator on the wall, TOO??????) OH MY GOD, this is really happening. I'm really fucken seeing this episode and it's real and I'm NOT MAKING THIS UP.
Okay, and of course Charles the moron is standing right IN FUCKING FRONT OF THE GOD DAMN GENERATOR AND DO YOU FUCKING KNOW WHAT HAPPENED??!?! I'm not making this up.
KLINGER. FUCKING. SCREAMS. "GET. OUT. OF. THE. WAY." AND. CHARLES. DOESN'T. SO. GUESS. WHAT. FUCKING. HAPPENS.
I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP. KLINGER PUSHES HIM OUT OF THE WAY. AND THEY'RE ON THE FLOOR. AND OH MY FUCKING LORD JESUS ON A BICYCLE WITH ICE CREAM SANDWICHES. ;_________________; IT WAS SO FUCKING.... AUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And then.... like... GRRR. Stupid BJ comes in and HE ENDS UP GETTING HIT with the explosion. GRRRR. MORON. But it's okay.
So like.... Potter comes running in, and uh... I forget what happened with BJ. I guess he left. AND Charles is getting up.... and kinda like, what happened.... *screams fucking head off* AND THEN HE SEES MAX LYING ON THE FLOOR UNCONSCIOUS AND OH MY FUCKING LORD.
HE IS FUCKING WORRIED FUCKING SICK FUCK FUCK FUCK. Potter runs over and Charles is PRACTICALLY IN TEARS and making a deal with god saying please please let him be alive I'll DO FUCKING ANYTHING. I'M NOT MAKING THIS UP!!!!!!!!!!!! I SWEAR TO GOD!!!!!!!!!
And oh my fucking god. Okay, all that happened was Max broke his nose but there was fucking blood ALL OVER THE MOTHERFUCKING PLACE. AND CHARLES... THE SECOND MAX WOKE UP HE HELD HIS FUCKING HAND I'M SERIOUS. HELD HIS FUCKING GOD DAMN HAND. ;___________________________________; And he was like... I may take liberties with this quoting, but NOT MUCH.
"Max, you saved my life. I am ETERNALLY IN YOUR DEBT." Yeah, actually, that's what he said. NOT FUCKING KIDDING, FOLKS. ORGASM. CITY.
So, then like, it fucken cut to BJ and HAWKEYE, GRRR. BUT NOT FOR LONG!!!!!
Soooooon, Potter and Charles are wheeling Maxie-chan back to bed, and AAAAAAAAAUGH. He's got all these bandages on over his nose and his eyes are.... oh, so big. ;_; And Charles is fretting about, TUCKING HIM INTO BED AND SHIT and he tells Potter that he's going to TAKE OVER AS COMPANY CLERK NO FUCKING WAY. Potter's a little bit dubious, but Charles assures him that he can do it, so BUHA. And Max is all, I can't let you do that... *peep* BUT CHARLES LEANS OVER HIM and has the CUTEST look on his face and says that a Winchester always repays a debt, especially one of honor. AAAAAAAAAAA. And then he asks if there's anything he can do. And Max is all hesitant, but then he says, "Some tea?" And Charles just thinks that's the cutest thing ever (WHICH IT IS!) and then Max is like, with some honey? But I don't think there's any around here. HAHAHA... Charles assures him that that's absolutely no trouble, and he'll BE RIGHT THE FUCK BACK.
So then, Max is sitting there and he grins, saying, "What do you know? I guess every broken nose has its silver lining." TEEEE-HEEEEEEEEEE.
Okay, stupid crap with BJ, whatever.
Charles is sitting up late, getting all Max's work done, and Max does this little sigh and says "You're too good to me." GBDEMJSBFJDWESGBUJFGBWESMNGBFNMES. Charles assures him that it's no trouble, and Max is like, sitting there, eating some food and Charles says he'll take that for him because he needs to sleep. And Max is like, all hesitant and then he says...
I'm not kidding.
He says... WILL YOU READ ME A STORY?
Charles is kinda like, wtf? Aren't you a little old for fairy tales? But Max says, this is for adults, honest! And hands him some trashy book. Charles opens it and he reads something like, even though I knew it hurt, I didn't stop kissing her. Or something absolutely fucky like that. IT WAS A TRASHY FUCKING SMUT BOOK, I'LL BET YOU A HUNDRED DOLLARS. *laughs maniacally*
Charles throws it down in horror and says no fucking way in hell is he going to read that, and Max is like, that's okay, sir. It just makes me so happy to hear your beautiful voice when by all counts, you ought to be... oh... dead. ROFLMFAOBBQ!!!!!!!!!111111111111oneoneeoen
SO, what can Charles do except sit down and read the book?!? And OMFG, I WAS SCREAMING MY FUCKING HEAD OFF because Max has this really stupid grin on his face, and he bounces around in bed, getting the pillows all comfy, and then he lays on his side, grinning like a fool and all curled up under the fucking BLANKET CAN I GET SOME FUCKING WATER HERE?!?
But then, the replacement surgeon for BJ shows up and is like, WTF is going on? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA And he asks, who's the company clerk? And Max just points to Charles and is like, he is! So, the guy asks where Potter is, and Charles says, oh, surely you will need me to help you find your way there! XD And Max is like, what about my story?!?!? Charles says that he's got to get this guy settled in, and Max is like, that's okay, sir. and starts moaning. HAHAHAHA. Charles puts on this big grin and says, "I'll be back in 10 minutes." and then the new surgeon dude is like, don't forget my bags.
So, blah blah, BJ's stupid hand and whatever, (I'm sorry, I'm sure someone out there actually cares about this part of the episode...) and then there's incoming wounded. OH, EXCEPT, wait. Sorry, gotta make one comment about the BJ subplot. Through the entire time you see everyone standing in the swamp, CHARLES' BED IS CONSPICUOUSLY EMPTY. BUUUUHAAA. ^____________^ Okay, that's all.
Anyway, yeah, incoming wounded, and Charles come stumbling in, at this point he's getting fucken sick as hell of dealing with Max. Aww. And then Hawkeye says, your clothes are slept in, but your bed isn't. And Charles just says, "I was caring for a friend." OMG. And Potter says, this wouldn't be the same friend you pledged your eternal gratitude, would it? And Charles says, It feels like an eternity just since last night.
And then, in the OR, guess who fucken shows up?!? Thaaaaaaaaat's right. And he says, this is going to take a lot out of me, but thank god I'll have you to help me afterwards. E*I#U@(*IWEDIHWSDJSJMKHJCESFGSDFGVDSXZSSAAAAAAAAA
So, yeah, BJ's hand is all bad and the surgeon is a prick, and YET AGAIN you see Charles' empty bed. I'm sorry, I really am. BJ's subplot was really interesting and all... but come on. Can not compare.
SO, final scene. Charles has had it up to here with Max's stuff, so he brings in this paper bag and says that he's going to throw Max a ticker-tape parade, and then he opens the bag and dumps shredded paper all over his head. X FUCKEN D. AND it ended.
Now, that I've written this up, there are a couple other scenes that occurred but I can't remember when. I guess before the book thing. Max was saying how in about 2 or 3 weeks, he'd be able to go back to work, and Charles just has the most exasperated look on his face. And then he says something about going out and playing darts, but of course that wouldn't interest Charles, so he could just come back and get him later. WHEEEEEE.
Okay, now. Do you see what I mean? Was this not worth selling my soul for?! It was just..... I mean.... as I said before, THERE ARE NOT WORDS.
Now.... this episode could spawn SO much fucking speculation. I just... do not know where to begin. Seriously. Where do I begin?! Oh... man.... just.... I am so fucking happy. SO FUCKING HAPPY. Spin around? Throw glitter? What do I even do to show my fucken glee?!
*sniffles* I am the happiest person on the planet right now.