FUCKING. AGGIE. O'SHEA. *stabby stabby*
God damn it. This chick pisses me off so much. >O<
Breaking the usual sanctity of my M*A*S*H viewings, how about a live ramblings session? It'll be fun. REAL fun. :K
Oh, yeah. See, Aggie... GRRRRR, god, she thinks she's so damn clever! She makes Kathy Greenwood look like Mother Theresa.
HAHAHA. This episode is so full of.. stuff. Or, maybe it isn't. Charles and BJ running off, saying they want to be ALLLLOOOONE. ;)
AURGHHHH. STUPID BITCH. Oh, all the "openings" you've given him. For god's sake. MARR.IED, mmkay?!?
Not only that, but she's an egomaniacal fiend.
Hmm. "The feeling is very very mutual." So.... both you AND him think you're good looking. Wow. You only force-fed him the goddamn words.
Yeah, see. LISTEN to Margaret. If she thinks the idea of BJ getting up close and personal with someone is laughable, guess what? It IS. Or at least it would be. I mean, damn. What's up with him?! She's fucken dominatrix potential, buddy. 2 days with her, and the line between who the man of the house is will blur beyond recognition.
Charles: "Perfect counterpoint for the BLANDNESS of Hunnicutt." Muha.
Klinger: "Oh, uh huh. Funny, she forgot her art stuff. It's way over there." EYES. THE FUCKEN EYES. WHY ARE HIS EYES SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL?!
Urrrgh. "I also like Hawkeye, steamed clams, and my Aunt Shirley. Not necessarily in that order." YEAH. YOU LIKE HAWKEYE. Hawkeye is not a fucken SKANKY-ASS WHORE. This chick is.
And god, is she pushy. "I'm LEAVING TOMORROW." BYE. :DDD
ROFL. I love their gossip, though. Pitching woo. GAAAA, LOOK AT CHARLES' EYES. Also... in addition to... Klinger's eyes. Because... their eyes. Are pretty.
UGHHHHH. "The way I'm beginning to feel about her." BECAUSE SHE'S BRAINWASHING YOU. She doesn't even smile in your presence, for god's sake!!!!!
And now he's all blaming himself and angsting. And what does she do?! Sit there and pout. Idiot bitch. It's not even about you anymore, skanky o'shea. It's NOT ABOUT YOU. It's about the goddamn war. It was always about the goddamn war, you SELF- IMPORTANT SLUT.
:)
I'm sorry, I really fucking hate that tramp.
Hawk: "Hey, Margaret, let's pool our resources. Let's get drunk and take a shower together." XD
And one final word; POTTER'S PAINTINGS ARE INFINITELY BETTER THAN HER CRAP. Ha. Ha.
Second episode is BJ's anniversary. How fitting. XB But, of course, it's also Charles' little angst-fest about not being a man and learning karate. Muha. :D