M*A*S*H makes the world go round!
Baa ba-ba baaa, baa ba-ba baaa.
First episode! The Margaret wants to go to Tokyo but the jeep breaks down and she's angsting because it's her birthday episode! Too fuggen cute for words... I swear to god, Jamie Farr must have broken the cute-o-meter on that fucker.
The snarky little comments.
The adorable gestures.
The laughter.
The big, fuggen googly eyes.
The "Ya know?".
COME. ON. He must have known how adorable he looked, and he was milking that fucker for all he was worth. He couldn't have been cuter if he had a big bow on top of his head! I bow to the master of squee.
Second episode, I'd never seen before. But I'd heard about it! It played while I was on vacation.
BJ went to Seoul for... I dunno, apparently 3 hours or less to get nicely prettied-up. Hawk and Charles were playing chess, and Hawk sucked oh, so much. Potter came in and said it was BJ's turn to go to Battalion Aid, and since he was gone, and Charles went last time apparently, it was Hawk's turn.
Of course, right then BJ came back, but Hawk had already left and BJ was freaking out. And OF COURSE some doctor died and BJ was in a total panic and thought it was Hawk and omgwtf. But later on, they get this patient who Hawk stitched up and yay, it was his style so BJ knew he was alive. w00t.
Anyway, there's all kinds of shelling and whatnot, and Hawk just up and decides to write a will. Why not. Supreme cuteness abounds, because he's going through, thinking of what to leave to everybody. He can't figure out what to leave to BJ, but he's sitting there and he smiles.
It cuts to this fuzzy-ass flashback thingy of him, BJ, Potter, Maxie and Charles all drunken into a stupor, laughing their heads off over a joke. Charles is passed out, and they wake him up and he's all slurring and talking about how he wasn't passed out, he was wondering what Michelangelo would do with the ceiling. Everyone's laughing and he decides to leave, and we see that he's wearing this frilly skirt and something that looks suspiciously like Maxie's red kilt thingy.
Return to the present, and Hawk's talking about how no matter what sort of idiot jokes they pulled, Charles still maintained his dignity, so he's leaving him his bathrobe because purple is the color of royalty. OMFG.
Mulcahy's was really fuggen cool, there was this asshole general who was having pheasant and stuff and monopolizing the oven so no one else could eat, and Hawk was going to go beat the shit out of him, but Mulcahy physically subdued him by jumping on his back (omfg) and then he went into the general's tent and tucked the tablecloth into his pants and walked out. ROFL!!! So, Hawkeye left him a nickel and his respect. CUTE.
Margaret's was cute, squee. She and Hawk were doing inventory, and she kept making all these jokes because they were horribly sleep-deprived, and Hawk left her his nose and glasses because he really appreciated her silly side that she never shows. Hahahah... damn.
Potter's was this nice convo he and Hawk had about fishing, and Hawk left him his copy of Last of the Mohicans. *sniff*
HAHAHAHAHAH, Maxie. ;_;
Okay, well, Hawk came stumbling into the office asking if there was any mail or something, and Maxie was all occupied with typing, and he said, oh, hey, this might be of interest to you. He handed him this Life Magazine with a bunch of pictures of Maine, and Hawk was totally ecstatic. He points out a bunch of stuff, and Maxie's just like, oh, yeah. That's nice. Totally disinterested. Anyway, Hawk leaves and sees some guy sitting there with this huge sausage log (not gonna say anything...) and he says "man, that company clerk is an idiot! He traded this for some crappy old Life Magazine!" OMFG. ;_; So unbelievably cute. And Hawk gets this knowing look on his face and he says that even though Klinger's not always honest and stuff, when it comes right down to it, he'd give you the shirt off his back, so he's leaving him his Hawaiian shirt, and he hopes Klinger will wear it, even if one day it goes out of style. X FUCKEN D. SO CUTE.
Anyway, then he gets to leave, and when he gets home, he sits down next to BJ who's asleep, and BJ wakes up and says, "When I wake up, remind me to kiss you." AAAAAAAAAAUUDSDJFUHSDFJHJFSHJFSJK