5 Methods BEST used to protect Ryutaro's Innocence

Aug 24, 2008 00:47

Title: SuperBEST to the Rescue!
Author: Jen
Genre: Total Crack & Romance
Pairings: YabuTaro (Yabu x Ryutaro)
Takanoo (Takaki x Inoo)
Takaru (Takaki x Hikaru)
Yamajima (Yamada x Yuto)
Rating: PG-13
Prompt: #23. 5 Methods BEST used to protect Ryutaro's Innocence for the HSJ-thon
Notes: I was totally on crack writing this. It was really fun writing about Ryutaro's innocence. XD I don't need to clarify the hints/suggestions of what is happening. XD Oh and Hasshi appears one time. PLEASE DON'T KILL MEH HASSHI FANS!!! *TAKES OUT A PART AND HIDES* I doubt that Hasshi has that personality in the first place...
This ish more like 5 TIMES BEST protected his innocence... oh well... @__@
I know I totally failed by please still comment? *shining eyes*
Oh and the Takaru was really fun to write. XDDD I just had to put in pairings. XD
Disclaimer: I own the craziness going around, not the people in it. DARNIT!!! *sneaks into Jimusho to kidnap TakaYama*



1) Ryutaro skipped into the dressing room and plopped down onto the floor. He looked at the table in front of him and saw some scattered magazines.

“Mmm… I might as well read a magazine or something. I’m so bored…” He picked it up and skimmed through its contents. “I already saw this issue of Popolo.” He saw more and more of them that had JUMP inside. “Are there any magazines that don’t have us in here? It feels weird looking at myself!” Frustrated, he threw them on the ground until one of them caught his eye. He instantly grabbed it and his eyes widened at the sight of the cover.

Suddenly, all the BEST members slammed open the door and found Ryutaro sitting on the ground holding it… The youngest boy froze as if he was caught doing something he wasn’t supposed to be doing.

“Hikaru, what is with that outfit?” Yabu rolled his eyes, hands on his hips.

“Are you wearing tights?” Arioka questioned, refraining from bursting out laughing.

“Well I thought since we’re called SuperBEST just like Superman… that we needed this attire. Plus it’s fun!” Hikaru exclaimed as he twirled around, the red cape swooshing in the air. The rest of BEST just ignored him and eyes darted back to the victim.

One second passed and Ryutaro didn’t know how BEST did it. Yabu rushed over and covered Ryutaro’s eyes while Hikaru snatched the forbidden object out of the little boy’s hands. Then as the idiot that he already was, he flipped to the middle of the magazine and giggled, ogling at the pictures. Daiki whacked him on the head and seized it from him. Inoo along with Takaki carried Ryutaro out of the room.

“Yabu-kun! I can’t see! What are you doing??? Why do I feel so light???” Ryutaro asked frantically.

“Hush little one…” Yabu spoke in soft whispers, hand still covering the child’s eyes. “It’ll be over very soon.”

Ryutaro felt himself lying on a soft mattress, arms crossed on his chest. “Ya-“

“Ssshhh.” Yabu placed a finger over his lips. “We’re just saving the world from being corrupted, saving the youth… their innocence… Just close your eyes and sleep dear Ryutaro... Takaki. Inoo. Go check up on those two. We must dispose of it before anyone else gets hurt.”

Takaki and Inoo went back to the dressing room to see a shredder ready for them. The magazine had all the pages torn out. Hikaru was sobbing as Arioka threw one into the shredder.

“Stop being a baby, Hikaru.” Takaki ambled to the said member and patted his shoulder.

Hikaru suddenly hugged Takaki, crying on his chest while he awkwardly rubbed his back.

Daiki looked up and saw Inoo with a menacing aura. “What’s wrong, Inoo?” He glanced at one of the pages and raised an eyebrow. “Why does it say on here… ‘First goal: To have this kind of body?’ Daiki just shrugged as he put in the last few sheets in the shredder.

Inoo’s aura quickly disappeared as he opened his mouth in shock. “NOOO!!! THAT’S MY MAGAZINE!!! YOU JUST SHREDDED MY PRECIOUS!!!” He ran over and pushed Daiki out of the way. He grabbed what was left of it and bit his lip.

Hikaru had stopped crying and sniffled. “Inoo… I never knew… that you had the same interests as me! What issues do you have?” He let go of Takaki and tackled Inoo happily

“Get off of me already! I’ll let you borrow them once I’m done with all of it!” Inoo shouted, panicking and struggling to get out of his grip.

“Oh… you have them?” Takaki spoke with unreadable eyes as he glanced at the scene and heard the whole thing.

Inoo blushed, still trying to push Hikaru away. “It’s not what you think, Takaki!”

“I don’t even want to know.” Takaki gave a wave and went out the door.

“I HATE YOU, HIKARU!!!” Inoo managed to get out of his grasp and ran after Takaki.

Behind him, he heard Hikaru bawl out, "What did I do???”

2) "Yamajima at five o'clock," Daiki muttered through the walkie talkie. "Over."

"Got it. Thanks Dai-chan," the voice answered back. "Over and out." Yabu turned around in his spinning chair. "Takaki! Wake up Hikaru!"

Takaki was already annoyed from earlier and pushed Hikaru off the sofa. The latter crashed the ground, wincing in pain. "Wha? I was having this awesome dream about-"

"We don't have time to hear about your dream, Hikaru," Yabu hissed. "Come on, Operation Save The Innocence a.k.a. OSTI shall commence now!"

Takaki, Hikaru, and Inoo walked out of the room and headed for the rehearsal room.

"Takaki..." Inoo whispered.

The older member didn't answer and just grunted.

"Are you okay?" Hikaru asked. All he got was silence and Hikaru couldn't help but do something to break it. He glomptackled Takaki from behind earning an "Oof!" from him.

"HIKARU!!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING???" Inoo shrieked as he pried off Hikaru from Takaki.

Takaki just left Hikaru to his funeral as he suddenly spotted Ryutaro heading for the rehearsal room. "Oh crap!" He called out Ryutaro's name, stopping the little boy in his tracks.

"Nani Takaki-kun?" Ryutaro asked confused. "I was just checking out what was going on in this room since I heard some unpleasant noises. I know Yamada and Yuto are in the room. Maybe they're fighting and struggling?"

"NO!!! DON'T LOOK!" He dashed over and dragged Ryutaro away from the room.

"Ehhh? What's going on? I don't understa-" He fell backwards as Takaki shoved him in a closet and locked it. The youngest member started to pound on the door crying out, "Let me out!"

Takaki went to the room as he heard Hikaru yell out, "OKAY! COVER UP WHAT YOU DON'T WANT TO BE SEEN! AND INOO! WHY ARE YOU COVERING YOUR EYES? I BET YOU'VE SEEN MORE THAN THIS! I WENT TO YOUR HOUSE THE OTHER DAY AND I WAS LIKE WHOA AND-"

Inoo turned as red as a tomato and shouted, "KEEP YOUR DAMN MOUTH SHUT ALREADY!" He glanced around and saw Takaki leaning against the doorway. The older boy shook his head and disappeared as Inoo chased after Takaki once more.

Later in the day, Yabu opened the door to the closet. Ryutaro was crying and clinged onto Yabu. The wise member pet his hair and said, "We had to do this... to save you. I'm doing all of this for you... You were about to see something worse than being stuck in this closet." Ryutaro just nodded, sniffling.

"Mission accomplished," Yabu mumbled to himself, smiling.

3) "We have to be on alert for that potty mouth..." Yabu peered through his binoculars.

"I think I see him..." Daiki pointed at the figure walking toward a Ryutaro petting his hamster.

Yabu's eyes widened as he signaled for the four BEST members to do their job. The leader of the group sneaked up behind Ryutaro and placed headphones over his ears, playing 'Your Seed.' The boy blinked as he turned around, seeing Yabu and smiled.

Takaki and Hikaru jumped in front of Hasshi, startling the junior.

"HOLY SH-" Before he could finish the sentence, Takaki slapped a duct tape over his mouth while Hikaru handcuffed him. Hasshi gave a look to Takaki that said, "How could you do this to me?"

Inoo and Daiki popped up and started to dance to the song weirdly, making Ryutaro laugh. The younger member danced with them, oblivious to what was happening behind him.

"You're under arrest for corrupting the innocence! You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you!" Hikaru exclaimed, getting way too into his role.
"Umm... Hikaru, not to burst your little bubble or fun or whatever but he obviously can't talk," Takaki pointed out.

Those poor juniors... we should really make a funeral for their loss..." mourned Hikaru, sighing and ignoring Takaki. "THE POOR, POOR JUNIORS!!! AT LEAST WE SAVED RYUTARO FROM HIM!!!"

"MMPH MMPH!" Hasshi attempted to run but Takaki stretched his foot out causing him to fall to the ground. Hikaru used a rope and tied up his legs.

They both used all their strength to heave the boy into the confined white room with only a window with bars... similar to a jail but worse...

"This is your punishment. I really enjoyed I mean... didn't want to do this," Hikaru explained, cackling and closing the door.

Let's just say Hasshi was scarred for life and didn't use bad words ever again... along with avoiding Hikaru and Takaki as much as he could. He never knew they could be so scary... especially Takaki... thus TakaHasshi died on this fateful day.

4) "Ne Yabu-kun." Ryutaro poked his shoulders, trying to get his attention.

"What is it, Ryutaro?" Yabu grinned at the cuteness.

"Well today someone brought this song and everyone started snickering one of them read out loud, 'sniffing coke.' And when I asked my friends what it meant, they wouldn't tell me! What's so funny? Can't we smell Coca Cola? I know that's weird but still..."

Yabu's eyebrows furrowed together. "And who is this 'someone'?"

"I'm not supposed to say but..." Ryutaro whispered in Yabu's ear and the older boy frowned even more.

"Don't worry, I'll take care of it." A flash of determination went through Yabu's eyes.

"But Yabu-kun! You didn't tell me what it means!!!" Ryutaro protested.

Yabu gave his hair a little ruffle and merely said, "It's Coca Cola. Everyone is laughing since they don't understand why someone would even be smelling it in the first place," Yabu explained. "I'm sorry my Ryutaro but I must lie to you. It's the only way for you to be pure," he thought to himself sadly.

Ryutaro hugged Yabu and said, "Thanks Yabu-kun! I love you!!!"

"Too innocent," Yabu mused to himself quietly. "I love you, too, Ryutaro." He hugged back tightly, treasuring the moment.

The next day, the person who brought in that song mysteriously transferred to another school... and all of the BEST members snickered secretly to themselves. Something about... stink bombs?

5) All of Hey! Say! JUMP were at Inoo's house having a party.

Yamada and Yuto had disappeared doing who knows what. AGAIN. Chinen was jumping up and down on the trampoline in the backyard along with Keito watching from a distance to make sure the hyper boy didn't do anything drastic. Daiki and Yabu were guarding Ryutaro as he played his DS.

Takaki sucked his popsicle stick when Hikaru sat close to him and stared at him. Inoo glared behind Hikaru's back, wondering why he had to sit near Takaki with that weird, stupid look on his face.

"Takaki... where did you get that popsicle?" Hikaru wiped off the drool off his face, eyeing the frozen treat.

"Sorry... it was the last one..." Takaki continued to eat his popsicle.

"Can I have some?" Hikaru really wanted to have some while Inoo really wanted to kick him out of the house.

"How can he even dare to ask him that... in front of me!" Inoo thought to himself as his hands started twitching, holding back from murdering Hikaru.

Suddenly, Hikaru's body took over as he leaned forward and licked it. Takaki just raised an eyebrow. "Sorry... but you know what they say! Member-ai is good for the gr-" Inoo had snapped and attacked Hikaru before he could finish the word. In the process, Hikaru's hands accidentally turned on the TV.

"HOLY MOTHER F-" Yabu's eyes were on the screen as he quickly grabbed a brown paper bag and put it over Ryutaro's head. Daiki placed his hands over Ryutaro's ears. Somehow the volume had gotten louder as Hikaru tried to fend off a snarling Inoo with ferocious eyes. Daiki's hands pressed harder against Ryutaro's ears and the little boy whimpered in pain.

Takaki's eyes grew wide open as he walked to the TV and turned it off with the power button. Then he pushed the 'eject' button on the DVD player. He read the writing on the burned CD. "Why does this say 'Research,' Inoo?"

Inoo stopped trying to kill Hikaru as he flushed a huge shade of red. "I... uhh.... I... you see... Takaki... umm..."

Hikaru scurried away and hid under the kitchen table.

"Is it over?" Ryutaro squeaked. "My ears hurt..." Daiki let go while Yabu ripped the bag open.

"Don't worry! I'm here to protect you... from the harmful creatures in this world." Yabu pulled Ryutaro close to his body and gave a look that made Inoo shiver with fear. "Inoo... You almost corrupted the innocent... I don't know why you even have these filthy DVDs in here!"

Inoo's shoulders slumped and directed his eyes to the floor in shame. "Sorry..." He left and went to his room. Takaki squatted down and gave the popsicle to Hikaru and went into Inoo's room, closing the door behind him. Inoo laid down on his back on the bed, not noticing that Takaki came in.

The older boy sat at the edge of the bed and murmured, "Inoo... are you crying?"

"N-no..." Inoo rubbed his eyes, trying to conceal the fact that he was. "I didn't mean to do that... I'm sorry... for having these things... I was just being stupid."

Takaki gently caressed Inoo's cheek, wiping off some tears with the back of his other hand. "Care to explain?"

Inoo flushed. "I... I... wanted to look good... for you... so... that's why I had those magazines... and then... the DVD was for..." He turned to his side in embarrassment. He couldn't say that to him.

Takaki smirked in realization as he said, "You're naughtier than I thought."

Inoo could feel that Takaki was smirking as his face got hotter by the second knowing that Takaki knew the reason why.

"Sorry for ignoring you in the past few days..." Takaki mumbled.

"I'm sorry, too..."

"You should also apologize to Hikaru," Takaki suggested.

"He had an indirect kiss with you!!! And hugged you!!!! And got close to you!!!" Inoo cried out, turning again finding himself staring up at Takaki's face that was inches away from his.

Suddenly he was pinned to the bed, Takaki sitting on his stomach with a mischievous look on his face. "I want to see what you learned," he whispered huskily leaning forward to his ear.

The door got opened as Hikaru stepped in all hyper with Ryutaro and Yabu behind him. "Are you o-" Hikaru stopped talking. "Can I join?"

"JUST GET OUT, HIKARU!!!" Inoo threw a stuffed animal in his direction and Hikaru closed it.

"Should we continue where I left off?" Takaki asked, amused.

"I'm more than ready..." Inoo replied breathlessly, throwing his arms around Takaki's neck to pull him down for a kiss and much more...

Yabu had distracted Ryutaro by kissing his cheek and leading him away from the scene. The little boy smiled in happiness as he jumped up and managed to peck Yabu on the lips.

Hikaru just stared at the door and whined like a little puppy. "Meanies... " he pouted.

hsj: yabu kota, hsj: inoo kei, hsj: yamada ryosuke, p: takaru, hsj: morimoto ryutaro, hsj-thon, p: yamajima, hsj: nakajima yuto, hsj: yaotome hikaru, hsj: takaki yuya, p: takanoo, p: yabutaro, fanfiction

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