5 Times Hikaru tried to check Inoo out of a library
Title: Checking You Out
Author: Jen
Genre: Romance & Crack
Pairings: Hikanoo (Hikaru x Inoo)
Takabu (Takaki x Yabu)
Rating: PG-13
Prompt: #166. 5 Times Hikaru tried to check Inoo out of a library for the HSJ-thon
Notes: I guess you could say this is a sequel to the other prompt I wrote: 5 times Inoo tried to flirt with Hikaru
Yush i was definitely on crack writing this. Somehow Takabu got thrown in the mess. XDDD I couldn't help it! I bet Yabu is totally OOC but that was really really fun. XDDD We all know Yabu is a pervert all the way. That's why I had to add the omake! And somehow... this prompt ish probably the longest one I ever wrote... I'm not sure...
And I really bet Inoo wants to kill me now!!! *SHOT*
Yeah I totally failed on this... T__T I'M SORRY!!! Comments are still appreciated and make me very happy!
Disclaimer: Inoo... thank god you can't read English... hopefully not. O.O;;; Because I would totally make you dress as a girl. *snickers and SHOT* I can't own any of them. XP
1) Fanservice
Hikaru was diligently doing his homework at the library, waiting for Inoo when he heard many hushed whispers going around. He glanced around and his eye caught a pretty girl, wearing a red tank top, short jean miniskirt, and sandals. She even looked like a model. He couldn’t stop staring at her as he looked up and down at the figure. His eyes rested on her chest, ogling at them. Then he gazed at the smooth, long legs and whistled. Hikaru smacked himself in realization.
“Crap! I hope Inoo didn’t catch me checking out that girl. He’ll get jealous!” he told himself. Hikaru went back to his homework but at the corner of his eye, he saw the girl heading towards him. He almost stopped breathing as the girl stood in front of him and sat down, arms folded across her chest.
“Must be faithful… I already have Inoo-chan. He’s prettier than any girl in this world,” he muttered to himself.
“Hikaru.”
His ears perked up, hearing Inoo’s annoyed voice. He wondered why he was even bothered in the first place. Hikaru looked around to find the owner of the voice.
“In front of you, baka,” murmured Inoo.
Hikaru’s jaw dropped wide open at the sight. “DON’T TELL ME YOU GOT A SEX CHANGE???!” he exclaimed a bit too loudly. Now all the people were staring at them.
“BAKA!” Inoo hissed angrily as he smacked him on the head hard. “Of course not!!!”
Hikaru’s eyes got wider and yelled a bit quieter, “BREAST IMPLANTS???!” He pointed to the chest and subconsciously stared at them again.
Inoo’s mouth twitched as he clenched his teeth and whacked Hikaru again. “Be glad that you’re my boyfriend... or else you would’ve been killed by now. And stop trying to check me out! These ‘things’ are fake anyways.”
“I wasn’t!” Hikaru denied, even though he knew that he was lying.
“If it was another girl, you would’ve been sent to hell already. And I totally saw you from afar. You were practically drooling.”
“Why are you even crossdressing in the first place?” Hikaru asked, trying to change the subject as he wiped off his mouth just in case drool had come out.
“So you were checking me out… I was just testing you.” Inoo smirked.
“No I wasn’t checking you out at all just a few minutes ago especially with that big chest and slender legs!” Hikaru blabbered, waving his arms in front of Inoo’s face.
Inoo frowned as Hikaru’s stupidity made him admit the whole thing. “To answer your question, I’m in this attire because I was forced to… for freaking fanservice.” He quietly added, “I didn’t need to know about what you were staring at in detail…”
“Really?” Hikaru grabbed his cellphone under the table hoping that Inoo wouldn’t notice.
“I doubt I’m ever going to do this again,” Inoo scoffed.
“Can you do some fanservice for your super duper awesome, handsome, lovable boyfriend?” Hikaru pleaded.
Before Inoo could reject his offer, Hikaru snapped a picture of Inoo with his camera phone and quickly tried to send it to his email along with his friendlist.
They were both kicked out of the library for making too much noise and Hikaru was running for his life.
2) Sexual Assault
Hikaru was reading a manga at the library when he felt someone plop down next to him. He looked to the person next to him and gaped in shock.
“Sorry I’m late… I accidentally fell asleep in the bath so that’s why I look so disorganized today. I rushed out here once I saw the time.”
Inoo’s hair was still damping wet and messy from his bath while droplets of water streamed down his flushing face. His eyes were half-lidded which probably meant he slept for quite a while. Hikaru had the urge to suddenly kiss Inoo and run his fingers through the latter’s hair right there and then, not caring about the public. Inoo just looked too sexy today. He sniffed the air and noticed a fruity fragrance emanating from his boyfriend. He thought about things he could do with Inoo once they were alone together when Inoo flicked his forehead.
“Huh?” Hikaru looked up in confusion, obviously still in daydream land.
“Why does it look liked you’re trying molest the manga?” Inoo raised an eyebrow.
Hikaru glanced in front of him and indeed he was unconsciously touching it in a really weird way. He set it down quickly and folded his hands and couldn’t believe he was having perverted thoughts at a library!
“Were you checking me out again?” Inoo asked in amusement.
“It’s not my problem that you look hot when you get out of a nice, relaxing bath!” Hikaru bit his bottom lip and thought to himself, “Why does Inoo always catch me?” He decided to make Inoo wipe off that grin off his face.
“Maybe I was molesting the manga because I was imagining that the manga was you…” Hikaru said huskily.
Inoo blushed as he pushed Hikaru playfully. “Stop it! We’re at a library for crying out loud!” he hissed. “Perv…” he muttered at the end.
“I can’t help it if you look so cute today…” Hikaru gave into his desires and leaned over, closer to Inoo.
“Eek! Stop it!” Inoo cried out, flushing red, not even trying to push Hikaru away.
“Don’t lie… you want me to…” He was about to kiss Inoo when felt himself being pried off by a strong person. He turned his head and realized it was the… POLICE.
“Yeah! That’s the guy! He always has this really weird look on that girl next to him!” the librarian said.
The officer handcuffed Hikaru and dragged him away, planning to charge him with sexual assault.
3) Lips
“You know… that disguise… makes you even more suspicious,” Inoo mumbled as he was waiting in line to borrow a novel. “There’s a different librarian today so please take it off. You’re embarrassing me.”
Hikaru took off his beard, sunglasses, and cowboy hat. “But I went out of my way to buy them!
“Don’t you have any fashion sense?” Inoo took a step forward.
“I was going for a western look!” Hikaru whined and ranted on a speech about how cool Americans were.
“You and your Justin Timberlake.” He rolled his eyes and sighed.
Seeing as how Inoo didn’t want to listen, Hikaru took a look at his boyfriend. His eyes drifted to Inoo’s mouth. He noticed that Inoo had on some new chapstick and called out his name.
“What?” Inoo asked when he noticed Hikaru’s eyes on him.
“Can you pout for a few seconds?”
Inoo gave him a weird look but did his request and pouted. Hikaru stared at the pink, glossy lips. Inoo looked too kissable, puckering up his lips. The curve... How he wanted to kiss him already but last time he tried to, he almost got thrown into jail. He bit his lip as Inoo pulled his cheek.
"Fantasizing again?" Inoo asked. "Do you have some kind of fetish of jumping on me in the library?"
"Stop tempting me!!!" Hikaru was so frustrated that he pulled Inoo to him and kissed his cheek quickly.
"Ahem..." Someone coughed and Hikaru turned around to find the same librarian as yesterday.
"I uhh..." Hikaru tried to explain.
"I would like you to please stop having this look like you're going to eat her... where everyone can see you two," she said.
"Umm... excuse me. But I'm not a girl at all." Inoo wanted to stab her for calling him one.
"Whaaat?" The librarian was shocked.
The two members quickly dropped the book and ran away.
4) Strip Tease
Inoo jumped up and down in frustration. "Urgh!!! I can't reach the stupid book! And where the hell did you go, Hikaru???"
Hikaru had hid himself on purpose watching his boyfriend struggle. Whenever Inoo sprang up, his shirt would lift up and Hikaru would see a huge patch of skin. He tried hard not to giggle out loud, imagining Inoo slowly take off his shirt and his naked body... oh what he could do with him... touch... kiss... and-
Inoo hit Hikaru lightly as soon as he found him, making him snap out of it. "Why are you grinning like an idiot again? Oh wait... you always were one."
"But you like me anyways... even if I get dirty thoughts about you... and have these sensual dreams..."
Inoo raised an eyebrow as he gave him a weird look. "You seriously have got to stop checking me out at the library. Can't you do that when we're alone or something?"
"Somehow you and library... equals sexy."
"You are so weird... what was it this time?" Inoo sighed. He couldn't help if Hikaru was a guy with hormones...
"Seeing you reach up and being like a strip tease!" Hikaru pointed out happily.
"..."
5) Library Card
"Oof!" Inoo bumped into someone, dropping his bag.
"Sorry!" the stranger said and left.
"How rude..." Inoo muttered as he leaned down to pick it up.
Hikaru grinned as he saw Inoo bending down but Yabu passed by just as soon as he was about to take a good look.
"Darn you, Yabu!"
"What did I do?" Yabu raised an eyebrow in confusion.
"Can you do me a favor?" Hikaru asked with pleading eyes.
"Uh oh... I don't like the sound of that. Is this another one of your idiotic plans?" Yabu guessed, rolling his eyes.
"It's not idiotic... it's BRILLIANT! I just want you to 'bump' into Inoo." Hikaru's eyes shifted to Inoo, pointing at him gathering his belongings.
"Why?" Yabu sounded bored already and looked like he wanted to leave.
"Because... I want to uhh... umm... do some 'research," Hikaru lied.
"You just want to take a look at his butt, huh?"
"No! Maybe a tiny bit... Okay yes. Will you do that for me?" Hikaru didn't know how Yabu already knew of all of this.
"No, I won't. You can just ask Inoo to do that for you," Yabu suggested. He didn't want to meddle in with this.
"But Inoo has already caught me checking him out like four times already!" Hikaru exclaimed.
"Well that's your problem, you peeping tom... I don't care." Yabu was about to walk away when Hikaru said something.
"I'll give you some pictures of Takaki almost half naked and/or without a shirt," Hikaru said.
Yabu turned around and sounded interested now. "How many pictures?"
"I'll give you... 5 pictures of him."
"50."
"20."
"49."
"30."
"48."
"35."
"47."
"40 final offer."
"40.5?"
"What the hell is 40.5?" Hikaru gave an odd look at him.
"40 pictures of him half naked and .5 of him almost half naked," Yabu explained in triumph.
"Dude, that makes no sense whatsoever. And I never knew you were such a hard haggler,” Hikaru grumbled.
"Oh and by the way, I better not have those pictures already," Yabu warned.
"I have some when he was filming Gokusen, changing from Your Seed, Bouken Rider, when he was at Taiwan, Spring Concert, Tokyo Dome, and the Summary concert. Oh and also a lot from his house and dressing room," Hikaru listed at the top of his head.
"Deal. Though I must ask... where do you get all these pictures?" Yabu wanted to know his 'secret.'
"Practice my dear friend. I've got 1,000 sets of Inoo already," Hikaru bragged. You could practically see the gloating on his face.
"I'm going to tell Inoo-chan that you're not only ogling him in inappropriate places but you have that many pictures," Yabu blackmailed.
"Don't tell him!!!" Hikaru begged with desperate eyes. Where did the nice Yabumama go? He probably had a split personality or something...
"As long as you keep giving me pictures of Takaki half naked and also teach me so I can possibly get him in the shower."
"Wait until Takaki finds out about this!" Hikaru growled wondering how much of a perv Yabu really was. He probably surpassed him in obsessing over Inoo.
"He's not going to find out because he already knows."
"What?! When did you two get together?!" Hikaru was just shocked. If Inoo had ever find out about his 'admiration,' he would probably get creeped out. Takaki already knew? They were already together? What else didn't he know? He didn't want to think about it.
"Shut up. That's not important and it's none of your business. Now I shall go casually 'bump' into Inoo so you can see his rear end." Yabu smirked in happiness as he went off. He waited until Inoo had a stack of magazines and crashed into him causing him to spill them on the ground.
"Sorry! I have to go and do my daily staring at Takaki's pictures! I always do it at this time every single day!" Yabu admitted out loud.
"Huh?" Inoo didn't quite hear him that well.
"I mean... Takaki needs umm... 'help' on something. It's really urgent… an emergency! Bye!" Yabu dashed off, giving a wink to Hikaru and also mouthing, 'give me the pictures in one hour or you're dead.'
Inoo shrugged in confusion and reached down while Hikaru got a good look at his round, firm butt cheeks. "Mmm..." Hikaru mumbled, mesmerized at the sight. He was also at a good angle and took out his camera phone again so he could put it in his photobucket album.
"HIKARU! BEING A PERV AGAIN?!!!" Inoo covered his butt, blushing. As he spun around, he lost his balance and fell. Hikaru rushed over and helped him up.
"You know... you're the stupid one not me," Inoo said as he grabbed onto Hikaru's arm.
"What are you talking about?" Hikaru pulled him up.
"I know that you purposely told Yabu to come and bump into me." Inoo brushed off some invisible dirt off his pants as he picked up the scattered magazines, making sure that Hikaru didn't get a chance to view his butt.
"Ehhh?" He was already caught red-handed!
"Like it wasn't obvious. I'm not an idiot like you."
"Did you bring your library card?" Hikaru suddenly asked.
"Well, yeah. How else am I going to borrow books, mangas, or magazines?" Inoo answered, knowing that Hikaru just wanted to get off topic.
"I forgot to bring my library card but if I had it, I would definitely check you out," Hikaru smugly said.
Inoo's eyes widened in surprise and covered them in embarrassment. "Don't even remind me of that..."
"Why not, Inoo??? You used it on me before to entice me... now it's my turn..."
"Coming from you, it sounds corny."
"Says the person who did tons of research on flirting and used the pickup line in the first place," Hikaru retorted, eyes full of amusement.
Inoo frowned and then pouted.
"Can I have your library card?" Hikaru requested.
"Why?" Inoo handed him his. "Why don't you get your own?"
"Because I want to check you out right now," Hikaru said as he leaned in, pressing their lips together.
"More like make out with me," Inoo said when they broke apart but got pulled in for another kiss, this time deeper and more passionate, oblivious to their surroundings.
OMAKE:
Yabu giggled like a fangirl, staring at his new 40.5 photos of Takaki half naked. He rolled around on the bed, chu-ing the pictures and squealing.
Takaki leaned against the doorframe, crossing his arms. “New ones?”
“Yup! These are all hot and sexy!” Yabu said excitedly. “They’re all going to be framed soon!”
“I don’t get why you need pictures of me half naked when the actual person is here… in the same room as you. You’re probably worse than Chinen and his Ohno-kun♥” Takaki walked over and sat on the bed, picking up a photo.
Yabu pouted as he pulled Takaki’s collar down to him so that their faces were centimeters apart. Then Yabu switched positions so that he was on top of Takaki, creasing a few pictures. “Well now that you mention it… I would love to see more than what these pictures show. The clothing is getting in the way…”
Takaki smirked and murmured huskily, “You have my permission to do whatever you want with me.”
And Yabu definitely got what he wanted.
Author: Jen
Genre: Romance & Crack
Pairings: Hikanoo (Hikaru x Inoo)
Takabu (Takaki x Yabu)
Rating: PG-13
Prompt: #166. 5 Times Hikaru tried to check Inoo out of a library for the HSJ-thon
Notes: I guess you could say this is a sequel to the other prompt I wrote: 5 times Inoo tried to flirt with Hikaru
Yush i was definitely on crack writing this. Somehow Takabu got thrown in the mess. XDDD I couldn't help it! I bet Yabu is totally OOC but that was really really fun. XDDD We all know Yabu is a pervert all the way. That's why I had to add the omake! And somehow... this prompt ish probably the longest one I ever wrote... I'm not sure...
And I really bet Inoo wants to kill me now!!! *SHOT*
Yeah I totally failed on this... T__T I'M SORRY!!! Comments are still appreciated and make me very happy!
Disclaimer: Inoo... thank god you can't read English... hopefully not. O.O;;; Because I would totally make you dress as a girl. *snickers and SHOT* I can't own any of them. XP
1) Fanservice
Hikaru was diligently doing his homework at the library, waiting for Inoo when he heard many hushed whispers going around. He glanced around and his eye caught a pretty girl, wearing a red tank top, short jean miniskirt, and sandals. She even looked like a model. He couldn’t stop staring at her as he looked up and down at the figure. His eyes rested on her chest, ogling at them. Then he gazed at the smooth, long legs and whistled. Hikaru smacked himself in realization.
“Crap! I hope Inoo didn’t catch me checking out that girl. He’ll get jealous!” he told himself. Hikaru went back to his homework but at the corner of his eye, he saw the girl heading towards him. He almost stopped breathing as the girl stood in front of him and sat down, arms folded across her chest.
“Must be faithful… I already have Inoo-chan. He’s prettier than any girl in this world,” he muttered to himself.
“Hikaru.”
His ears perked up, hearing Inoo’s annoyed voice. He wondered why he was even bothered in the first place. Hikaru looked around to find the owner of the voice.
“In front of you, baka,” murmured Inoo.
Hikaru’s jaw dropped wide open at the sight. “DON’T TELL ME YOU GOT A SEX CHANGE???!” he exclaimed a bit too loudly. Now all the people were staring at them.
“BAKA!” Inoo hissed angrily as he smacked him on the head hard. “Of course not!!!”
Hikaru’s eyes got wider and yelled a bit quieter, “BREAST IMPLANTS???!” He pointed to the chest and subconsciously stared at them again.
Inoo’s mouth twitched as he clenched his teeth and whacked Hikaru again. “Be glad that you’re my boyfriend... or else you would’ve been killed by now. And stop trying to check me out! These ‘things’ are fake anyways.”
“I wasn’t!” Hikaru denied, even though he knew that he was lying.
“If it was another girl, you would’ve been sent to hell already. And I totally saw you from afar. You were practically drooling.”
“Why are you even crossdressing in the first place?” Hikaru asked, trying to change the subject as he wiped off his mouth just in case drool had come out.
“So you were checking me out… I was just testing you.” Inoo smirked.
“No I wasn’t checking you out at all just a few minutes ago especially with that big chest and slender legs!” Hikaru blabbered, waving his arms in front of Inoo’s face.
Inoo frowned as Hikaru’s stupidity made him admit the whole thing. “To answer your question, I’m in this attire because I was forced to… for freaking fanservice.” He quietly added, “I didn’t need to know about what you were staring at in detail…”
“Really?” Hikaru grabbed his cellphone under the table hoping that Inoo wouldn’t notice.
“I doubt I’m ever going to do this again,” Inoo scoffed.
“Can you do some fanservice for your super duper awesome, handsome, lovable boyfriend?” Hikaru pleaded.
Before Inoo could reject his offer, Hikaru snapped a picture of Inoo with his camera phone and quickly tried to send it to his email along with his friendlist.
They were both kicked out of the library for making too much noise and Hikaru was running for his life.
2) Sexual Assault
Hikaru was reading a manga at the library when he felt someone plop down next to him. He looked to the person next to him and gaped in shock.
“Sorry I’m late… I accidentally fell asleep in the bath so that’s why I look so disorganized today. I rushed out here once I saw the time.”
Inoo’s hair was still damping wet and messy from his bath while droplets of water streamed down his flushing face. His eyes were half-lidded which probably meant he slept for quite a while. Hikaru had the urge to suddenly kiss Inoo and run his fingers through the latter’s hair right there and then, not caring about the public. Inoo just looked too sexy today. He sniffed the air and noticed a fruity fragrance emanating from his boyfriend. He thought about things he could do with Inoo once they were alone together when Inoo flicked his forehead.
“Huh?” Hikaru looked up in confusion, obviously still in daydream land.
“Why does it look liked you’re trying molest the manga?” Inoo raised an eyebrow.
Hikaru glanced in front of him and indeed he was unconsciously touching it in a really weird way. He set it down quickly and folded his hands and couldn’t believe he was having perverted thoughts at a library!
“Were you checking me out again?” Inoo asked in amusement.
“It’s not my problem that you look hot when you get out of a nice, relaxing bath!” Hikaru bit his bottom lip and thought to himself, “Why does Inoo always catch me?” He decided to make Inoo wipe off that grin off his face.
“Maybe I was molesting the manga because I was imagining that the manga was you…” Hikaru said huskily.
Inoo blushed as he pushed Hikaru playfully. “Stop it! We’re at a library for crying out loud!” he hissed. “Perv…” he muttered at the end.
“I can’t help it if you look so cute today…” Hikaru gave into his desires and leaned over, closer to Inoo.
“Eek! Stop it!” Inoo cried out, flushing red, not even trying to push Hikaru away.
“Don’t lie… you want me to…” He was about to kiss Inoo when felt himself being pried off by a strong person. He turned his head and realized it was the… POLICE.
“Yeah! That’s the guy! He always has this really weird look on that girl next to him!” the librarian said.
The officer handcuffed Hikaru and dragged him away, planning to charge him with sexual assault.
3) Lips
“You know… that disguise… makes you even more suspicious,” Inoo mumbled as he was waiting in line to borrow a novel. “There’s a different librarian today so please take it off. You’re embarrassing me.”
Hikaru took off his beard, sunglasses, and cowboy hat. “But I went out of my way to buy them!
“Don’t you have any fashion sense?” Inoo took a step forward.
“I was going for a western look!” Hikaru whined and ranted on a speech about how cool Americans were.
“You and your Justin Timberlake.” He rolled his eyes and sighed.
Seeing as how Inoo didn’t want to listen, Hikaru took a look at his boyfriend. His eyes drifted to Inoo’s mouth. He noticed that Inoo had on some new chapstick and called out his name.
“What?” Inoo asked when he noticed Hikaru’s eyes on him.
“Can you pout for a few seconds?”
Inoo gave him a weird look but did his request and pouted. Hikaru stared at the pink, glossy lips. Inoo looked too kissable, puckering up his lips. The curve... How he wanted to kiss him already but last time he tried to, he almost got thrown into jail. He bit his lip as Inoo pulled his cheek.
"Fantasizing again?" Inoo asked. "Do you have some kind of fetish of jumping on me in the library?"
"Stop tempting me!!!" Hikaru was so frustrated that he pulled Inoo to him and kissed his cheek quickly.
"Ahem..." Someone coughed and Hikaru turned around to find the same librarian as yesterday.
"I uhh..." Hikaru tried to explain.
"I would like you to please stop having this look like you're going to eat her... where everyone can see you two," she said.
"Umm... excuse me. But I'm not a girl at all." Inoo wanted to stab her for calling him one.
"Whaaat?" The librarian was shocked.
The two members quickly dropped the book and ran away.
4) Strip Tease
Inoo jumped up and down in frustration. "Urgh!!! I can't reach the stupid book! And where the hell did you go, Hikaru???"
Hikaru had hid himself on purpose watching his boyfriend struggle. Whenever Inoo sprang up, his shirt would lift up and Hikaru would see a huge patch of skin. He tried hard not to giggle out loud, imagining Inoo slowly take off his shirt and his naked body... oh what he could do with him... touch... kiss... and-
Inoo hit Hikaru lightly as soon as he found him, making him snap out of it. "Why are you grinning like an idiot again? Oh wait... you always were one."
"But you like me anyways... even if I get dirty thoughts about you... and have these sensual dreams..."
Inoo raised an eyebrow as he gave him a weird look. "You seriously have got to stop checking me out at the library. Can't you do that when we're alone or something?"
"Somehow you and library... equals sexy."
"You are so weird... what was it this time?" Inoo sighed. He couldn't help if Hikaru was a guy with hormones...
"Seeing you reach up and being like a strip tease!" Hikaru pointed out happily.
"..."
5) Library Card
"Oof!" Inoo bumped into someone, dropping his bag.
"Sorry!" the stranger said and left.
"How rude..." Inoo muttered as he leaned down to pick it up.
Hikaru grinned as he saw Inoo bending down but Yabu passed by just as soon as he was about to take a good look.
"Darn you, Yabu!"
"What did I do?" Yabu raised an eyebrow in confusion.
"Can you do me a favor?" Hikaru asked with pleading eyes.
"Uh oh... I don't like the sound of that. Is this another one of your idiotic plans?" Yabu guessed, rolling his eyes.
"It's not idiotic... it's BRILLIANT! I just want you to 'bump' into Inoo." Hikaru's eyes shifted to Inoo, pointing at him gathering his belongings.
"Why?" Yabu sounded bored already and looked like he wanted to leave.
"Because... I want to uhh... umm... do some 'research," Hikaru lied.
"You just want to take a look at his butt, huh?"
"No! Maybe a tiny bit... Okay yes. Will you do that for me?" Hikaru didn't know how Yabu already knew of all of this.
"No, I won't. You can just ask Inoo to do that for you," Yabu suggested. He didn't want to meddle in with this.
"But Inoo has already caught me checking him out like four times already!" Hikaru exclaimed.
"Well that's your problem, you peeping tom... I don't care." Yabu was about to walk away when Hikaru said something.
"I'll give you some pictures of Takaki almost half naked and/or without a shirt," Hikaru said.
Yabu turned around and sounded interested now. "How many pictures?"
"I'll give you... 5 pictures of him."
"50."
"20."
"49."
"30."
"48."
"35."
"47."
"40 final offer."
"40.5?"
"What the hell is 40.5?" Hikaru gave an odd look at him.
"40 pictures of him half naked and .5 of him almost half naked," Yabu explained in triumph.
"Dude, that makes no sense whatsoever. And I never knew you were such a hard haggler,” Hikaru grumbled.
"Oh and by the way, I better not have those pictures already," Yabu warned.
"I have some when he was filming Gokusen, changing from Your Seed, Bouken Rider, when he was at Taiwan, Spring Concert, Tokyo Dome, and the Summary concert. Oh and also a lot from his house and dressing room," Hikaru listed at the top of his head.
"Deal. Though I must ask... where do you get all these pictures?" Yabu wanted to know his 'secret.'
"Practice my dear friend. I've got 1,000 sets of Inoo already," Hikaru bragged. You could practically see the gloating on his face.
"I'm going to tell Inoo-chan that you're not only ogling him in inappropriate places but you have that many pictures," Yabu blackmailed.
"Don't tell him!!!" Hikaru begged with desperate eyes. Where did the nice Yabumama go? He probably had a split personality or something...
"As long as you keep giving me pictures of Takaki half naked and also teach me so I can possibly get him in the shower."
"Wait until Takaki finds out about this!" Hikaru growled wondering how much of a perv Yabu really was. He probably surpassed him in obsessing over Inoo.
"He's not going to find out because he already knows."
"What?! When did you two get together?!" Hikaru was just shocked. If Inoo had ever find out about his 'admiration,' he would probably get creeped out. Takaki already knew? They were already together? What else didn't he know? He didn't want to think about it.
"Shut up. That's not important and it's none of your business. Now I shall go casually 'bump' into Inoo so you can see his rear end." Yabu smirked in happiness as he went off. He waited until Inoo had a stack of magazines and crashed into him causing him to spill them on the ground.
"Sorry! I have to go and do my daily staring at Takaki's pictures! I always do it at this time every single day!" Yabu admitted out loud.
"Huh?" Inoo didn't quite hear him that well.
"I mean... Takaki needs umm... 'help' on something. It's really urgent… an emergency! Bye!" Yabu dashed off, giving a wink to Hikaru and also mouthing, 'give me the pictures in one hour or you're dead.'
Inoo shrugged in confusion and reached down while Hikaru got a good look at his round, firm butt cheeks. "Mmm..." Hikaru mumbled, mesmerized at the sight. He was also at a good angle and took out his camera phone again so he could put it in his photobucket album.
"HIKARU! BEING A PERV AGAIN?!!!" Inoo covered his butt, blushing. As he spun around, he lost his balance and fell. Hikaru rushed over and helped him up.
"You know... you're the stupid one not me," Inoo said as he grabbed onto Hikaru's arm.
"What are you talking about?" Hikaru pulled him up.
"I know that you purposely told Yabu to come and bump into me." Inoo brushed off some invisible dirt off his pants as he picked up the scattered magazines, making sure that Hikaru didn't get a chance to view his butt.
"Ehhh?" He was already caught red-handed!
"Like it wasn't obvious. I'm not an idiot like you."
"Did you bring your library card?" Hikaru suddenly asked.
"Well, yeah. How else am I going to borrow books, mangas, or magazines?" Inoo answered, knowing that Hikaru just wanted to get off topic.
"I forgot to bring my library card but if I had it, I would definitely check you out," Hikaru smugly said.
Inoo's eyes widened in surprise and covered them in embarrassment. "Don't even remind me of that..."
"Why not, Inoo??? You used it on me before to entice me... now it's my turn..."
"Coming from you, it sounds corny."
"Says the person who did tons of research on flirting and used the pickup line in the first place," Hikaru retorted, eyes full of amusement.
Inoo frowned and then pouted.
"Can I have your library card?" Hikaru requested.
"Why?" Inoo handed him his. "Why don't you get your own?"
"Because I want to check you out right now," Hikaru said as he leaned in, pressing their lips together.
"More like make out with me," Inoo said when they broke apart but got pulled in for another kiss, this time deeper and more passionate, oblivious to their surroundings.
OMAKE:
Yabu giggled like a fangirl, staring at his new 40.5 photos of Takaki half naked. He rolled around on the bed, chu-ing the pictures and squealing.
Takaki leaned against the doorframe, crossing his arms. “New ones?”
“Yup! These are all hot and sexy!” Yabu said excitedly. “They’re all going to be framed soon!”
“I don’t get why you need pictures of me half naked when the actual person is here… in the same room as you. You’re probably worse than Chinen and his Ohno-kun♥” Takaki walked over and sat on the bed, picking up a photo.
Yabu pouted as he pulled Takaki’s collar down to him so that their faces were centimeters apart. Then Yabu switched positions so that he was on top of Takaki, creasing a few pictures. “Well now that you mention it… I would love to see more than what these pictures show. The clothing is getting in the way…”
Takaki smirked and murmured huskily, “You have my permission to do whatever you want with me.”
And Yabu definitely got what he wanted.