Comments | chibirhm: And if you don't expect too much from me, you might not be left down.

chibirhm

And if you don't expect too much from me, you might not be left down.

Mar 05, 2006 13:44

Frequently Asked Questions, the chibirhm Edition

Who the fuck are you?
Hi, my name is Julia. I'm 201 years old, I live in the Boston area, and I don't like pina coladas, getting caught in the rain, or long walks on the beach, though I am amenable to short or normal-sized ones. I have red hair. I'm short. I wear glasses. I'm a really mouthy INFP. I was ( Read more... )

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tiger_eyed March 5 2006, 19:46:03 UTC

Are you really that small?! I'm 5'2" and you never struck me as smaller than i. Who's your twin brother?! Is he hot? I have a thing for redheads. (Don't get offended that i'm not attracted to you; you just send out intense straight-vibes)

chibirhm March 5 2006, 19:49:59 UTC

Really really. I'm actually technically 4'10" and 5/8. My brother's not bad looking, but he's a) awkward and b) has long hair, which turns most girls off. (and I'm not offended, and glad that to at least one person I send out straight vibes.) This is my brother.

tiger_eyed March 5 2006, 19:57:27 UTC

Oh man. He's a pretty. And long hair is a turn on like whoa. I swear, if you put all the conventionally "ugly" guys in a room, i will probably bang 3/4 out of them. I have odd taste. He looks vaguely familiar. I assume he's in our school/grade and stuffs?

chibirhm March 5 2006, 20:03:16 UTC

Yup. I could contrive a way for you to meet him, someday, if you like. Though literally as I was typing this he came down the hall wearing the big headphones he uses to block out sound and his bathrobe and his sweatpants that still have the elastic around the bottom halfway up his lower leg and the rest covered in sock with his big floppy slippers and his hair sticking up and badly in need of a shave. Which makes this all strike me as extremely funny.

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lucy_the_uni March 5 2006, 19:57:27 UTC

I'm actually on the lookout for some good digital pictures of myself, as I *sniff* am not digital camera-empowered. Cool artsy photos work for me, and I don't mind being moved around as long as you don't tickle me.

sakurabatou March 5 2006, 19:59:15 UTC

This does not mean I am a high school student by day and a filthy gay porn writer by night. In general, sex is weird to me no matter the gender of the two people having it, and I tend to avoid it, close my eyes, cover my ears, and go "LA LA LA LA LA" when I encounter it.

EMPATHY.

crookshanks214 March 5 2006, 22:27:05 UTC

Have I told you lately that I love you? Really, I do. This entry is awesome. I know I haven't talked to you much lately, but very often, before a test or a major paper or something, I'll say to myself, "I could really go for some of Julia's good karma rays." But my roommate's name is Julia, and it would just be too hard to explain to people how the Julia I despise is an entirely different person than the one I love, and the one that will forever remind me of a cute AIM icon with a duck.

coppala March 5 2006, 23:01:05 UTC

Genius! This is great. Maybe I should totally gack your idea and make a FAQ of my own. *ponders*

Ironically, my twin brother is 6 feet tall.

Hmm. Sounds like somebody hogged all the nutrients in the womb. :)

bloodofariver March 6 2006, 01:45:08 UTC

Haha! That's amusing.