I think Morgana needs Sassy Gay Friend the most to be all GURL WHY ARE YOU TURNING EVIL WHEN YOU CLEARLY HAVE SO MUCH TO OFFER IN THE WAY OF FASHION!?!??! YOU'RE A STUPID BITCH.
THIS IS MORGAUSE. SHE IS ABOUT TO DESTROY A KINGDOM AND HAVE SOME SAPPHIC AND INCESTUOUS SCENES WITH HER SISTER. THIS COULD HAVE BEEN AVOIDED IF SHE HAD A SASSY GAY FRIEND. (TO TELL HER TO COOL IT WITH THE EYELINER.)
I KNOW! It's all MERLIN CAN DO BETTER and MERLIN SHOULD BECOME AN EMPOWERED WOMAN AND SING SOME ALANIS MORRISETTE AT ARTHUR and A/M IS DEAD ARTHUR IS DEAD TO ME HE CAN GO FUCK GWEN FOR ALL I CARE MERLIN/GWAINE 4 LYFFFFEEEEE I'm just like "...really?"
I do too. But we probably just missed the cut scene where he apologized for losing his temper and kissed it all better. And then proceeded to spend the next hour or two with Merlin in bed making it up to him, which explains why Merlin was so chirpy and starry-eyed over Arthur the rest of the episode.
I CAN MAKE ANYTHING BETTER WITH FANFICTION, OH YES I CAN.
OH HE WOULD SO DO IT AGAIN. Did you watch this episode? They've just gone from the FRANTIC PASSION to the old married stage where Arthur is all MERLIN I WAS BALANCING THE CHECKBOOK THIS MORNING AND NOTICED THIS BILL. WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT THOSE WILD GIRL'S NIGHTS OUT? AND WHY ARE THERE TWO STRIPPERS? YOU KNOW HOW JEALOUS I GET.
I AM NOT EVEN FUCKING MAKING THIS UP, BUT I AM AT BORDERS AND I'M SITTING RIGHT OUTSIDE THE BREAKROOM AND WHEN I SAW "YE OLDE STARFLEET ACADEMY" THE COFFEE I WAS DRINKING WENT SPURTING OUT OF MY MOUTH IN AN IMPRESSIVE WAY ALL OVER MY LAPTOP AND JUST AS MR. HOT BORDERS GUY WAS COMING OUT OF SAID BREAKROOM AND STAAAAARED AT ME.
THIS MAY OR MAY NOT BE THE SECOND TIME THAT I SPIT COFFEE OUT IN FRONT OF HIM BECAUSE I WAS LAUGHING AT SOMEONE BEING HILARIOUS RE: MERLIN. SIGH, MY LIFE.
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SIGH. FANDOM.
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I CAN MAKE ANYTHING BETTER WITH FANFICTION, OH YES I CAN.
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...which sound delicious. (HAR HAR OLD JOKE)
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(please do it please do it omg please do it)
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I AM NOT EVEN FUCKING MAKING THIS UP, BUT I AM AT BORDERS AND I'M SITTING RIGHT OUTSIDE THE BREAKROOM AND WHEN I SAW "YE OLDE STARFLEET ACADEMY" THE COFFEE I WAS DRINKING WENT SPURTING OUT OF MY MOUTH IN AN IMPRESSIVE WAY ALL OVER MY LAPTOP AND JUST AS MR. HOT BORDERS GUY WAS COMING OUT OF SAID BREAKROOM AND STAAAAARED AT ME.
THIS MAY OR MAY NOT BE THE SECOND TIME THAT I SPIT COFFEE OUT IN FRONT OF HIM BECAUSE I WAS LAUGHING AT SOMEONE BEING HILARIOUS RE: MERLIN. SIGH, MY LIFE.
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THOUGH HE'S DONE SOMETHING TO HIS HAIR. HE BUZZED IT OFF. WHY, BRIAN, WHY?!
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