Comments | chibirhm: I would do anything for fandom, but I won't do that.

chibirhm

I would do anything for fandom, but I won't do that.

Nov 14, 2010 14:38

I'm not sure what the "that" is, but I just felt like quoting Meatloaf because, really, is there a bad time to quote Meatloaf?

Anyway, I was bored this morning and I'm still super cranky over the lack of quest (WHAT THE FUCKITY FUCK, BEEB), so I decided that instead of cleaning my room, I was going to transcribe the best bits of just uploaded ( Read more... )

bradley james: human puppy, gay kings and the wizards that love them, ideas that are so dumb they're awesome, i am bored, i am a dork and here is why

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dollsome November 14 2010, 19:40:55 UTC

THANK YOU FOR DOING THIS, because as soon as I found out that Bradley/Katie commentary was a thing I was desperate to know more, but not in a way where I'm going to put my shoddy internet through actually downloading or streaming it! Did I ever tell you you're my heee-roooooo?

chibirhm November 14 2010, 19:47:36 UTC

YOU'RE WELCOME. I am happy to help feed obsessions thwarted by dial-up. Boo, dial-up.

dollsome November 14 2010, 19:53:35 UTC

It's actually not dial-up, but it is like the closest high speed equivalent you could have to dialup. I think stuff downloads at like 39 whatevers per second. Our school internet was like 200 whatevers per second! A) It's sad, B) my high tech lingo is amazing, considering I spend like 80% of my life in front of a computer screen.

chibirhm November 14 2010, 19:54:44 UTC

THAT IS SO TRAGIC. D: I get depressed even thinking about how to live like that.

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chibirhm November 14 2010, 19:55:41 UTC

AHAHHAHAHHAHAH. Bradley. He was SO PUT OUT at this part of the commentary. Katie's totally taking the piss and he's all FOOTBALL IS IMPORTANT OKAY. D:

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chibirhm November 14 2010, 20:14:53 UTC

WE SHOULD SIT HIM ON THE COUCH, PET HIS HAIR, AND FEED HIM THINGS. TO LET HIM ~DEAL WITH HIS ANGST~

dollsome November 14 2010, 19:52:29 UTC

Katie: Distressingly so! Everyone came up to me like, "God, Katie, God you look great like that," and I'm like, you're all freaks!
Bradley: Well, you just look more natural.
Katie: (scoffs) Natural. Girls naturally look like they've been dragged through a bush backwards.

Bwahaha, I read this yesterday and it is STILL my favourite!

Well, or maybe it ties with:

But I quite like it like this, I think it's got a sort of voyeur kind of point of view of Merlin. He's always...
Katie: Lurking.
Bradley: Lurking, creeping into rooms.
Katie: Watching.

'Cause: RIGHT???

And: ha ha ha, Gwaine banter!

And (okay, clearly this is just going to become me quoting back the whole entry at you)--

Katie: (after Morgana walks away from Uther, smirking) D'you think I might be evil?
Bradley: You have got a few of those looks.

YA KNOW, JUST A FEW.

MANNY THE MANDRAKE. ♥

Bradley: Sensitive... I'm all sorts of things. I'm all sorts.
Katie: Sensitive, blond.
Bradley: Sensitive, caring...
Katie: Blond.
Bradley: Blond. Although, we knew that.
JOY ( ... )

chibirhm November 14 2010, 19:58:16 UTC

This commentary made me simultaneously feel better and worse about everything to do with Merlin. Better, because clearly the actors are just as WTF about the ridiculousness as we are (Katie was SO FRUSTRATED with how often she had to smirk, she kept bringing it up), but worse because it makes me feel like SO WHY IS NO ONE FIXING ITTTTTTT. I mean, there is literally NO PAIRING OF PEOPLE on this show with less chemistry than Angel and Bradley. Seriously, pair either of them with ANYONE ELSE IN THE SHOW and the chemistry is like BOINNGGGGGG. Pair them with each other and every time they kiss I groan and cover my eyes. This made me miss good old days Morgana and Arthur. SO MUCH TRAGEDY.

(Also, omg, yes, I now have this image of Bradley decorating little S&M cupcakes and it's pretty damn hilarious.)

dollsome November 14 2010, 20:07:00 UTC

I will always miss the good old days of Morgana and Arthur! ♥ Yesterday's ep really reminded me of how much I enjoyed the OT4 Version 1.0, where Morgana/Arthur and Gwen/Merlin were the two main pairings, because okay, THAT BUSINESS WAS ALWAYS ADORABLE and it will always make me sad how both just got totally abandoned with no resolution whatsoever.

Also, I like Gwen and Arthur okay, but how are they ever going to fit Lancelot back into the situation now that Their True Love Has Been Cemented?? COME ON.

chibirhm November 14 2010, 20:12:06 UTC

Ugh, do not EVEN get me started on how much I hate the Arthur/Gwen relationship. I mean, you've probably read all my teeth-gnashing and hair-pulling, so I'll spare you a reprise. But basically what it boils down to is, like, they're fine an cute so long as they keep it light and flirty. Arthur and Gwen are excellent in the teenaged awkward I-like-you-but-goddamit-I-am-socially-inept place. And if this as Camelot High and all this stuff wasn't for realsies with real consequences, I'd be like WHATEVER, IT'S NOT LIKE THEY'RE GOING TO THINK IT'S TRUE LOVE FOREVER AND GET MARRIED OR SOMETHING, except, oh wait.I continue to hold on to my belief that this is all a secret giant gay romcom, and Merlin is the plucky protagonist and Arthur is The One He Wished He Could Ignore and Gwen's the frustratingly adorable red herring that causes our hero(ine) to pine sadly to emotionally manipulative acoustic jazz, which is what I've decided this season is, and then the next two seasons will be the last ten minutes where Arthur and Merlin realize they ( ... )

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frantic_allonsy November 14 2010, 20:17:17 UTC

Ahahaha, Bradley James, ILU you giant douche.

chibirhm November 14 2010, 20:19:08 UTC

Seriously, he is SUCH A BRATTY DARLING LITTLE PUPPY, I can't even stand it. He's like ME ME ME IT IS ALL ABOUT ME WHY AREN'T YOU PAYING ATTENTION TO MEEEE? LOOK. I'M ADORABLE. LOOK AT ME ACTING SO ADORABLE.

frantic_allonsy November 14 2010, 20:21:15 UTC

Bratty little puppers, yes, mocking Katie's fans all WHY AREN'T YOU ASKING ME QUESTIONS OVER AND OVER, I HAVE THINGS LIKE THAT TOO OKAY EVEN IF I DON'T NAME MY HOT WATER BOTTLE.

chibirhm November 14 2010, 20:22:23 UTC

He put on his mockery voice too. HE IS SO PUT OUT BY REPEATED QUESTIONS TO OTHER PEOPLE. Like you can SEE HIS FACE GET PISSY WHEN IT HAPPENS. It's amazing. Oh Bradders. Don't worry. I'll always rub your tummy and tell you what a good boy you are. Whosa good boy? You are! Yes you are!

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chibirhm November 14 2010, 20:24:48 UTC

Ahahha, I think it's hard not to, though honestly he sounded more, like, annoyed whenever he talked about his pecs, like WHAT THIS WAS MY TERRITORY. WHAT. INFRINGING. He needs Colin to stop giggling with Eoin and kiss him and tell him he'll always be the prettiest in his eyes. D:

IKR? No wonder Bradley was cranky at the screening! Colin was all up in his face and breathing in his ear and SMELLING SO GOOD and being so happy and Bradley had to keep his hands to himself. Putting someone through torture like that is probably banned by international law.