Signed, sealed, delivered, I'm yours.

[chibirhm]

After much twatwaffling, I can now say officially, HEY, FRIENDS WHOSE ADDRESSES I STOLE, I PROMISE IT WAS NOT FOR NEFARIOUS REASONS. I REALLY AM SENDING YOU STUFF FOR THE HOLIDAYS. BEHOLD!

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[derryere]

IS THAT MY BOX WITH BRADLEY IN THE BACK IS THAT IT

haaaaiirrrr I want to touch all that haaaaaiirrrr not gonna backspace this no matter how creeeeeeeepy

Anyway, I'm bored GO WATCH THE MOVIE OHMYGOD WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR

[chibirhm]

IT'S AN ENVELOPE, NOT A BOX. AND IF I HAD BRADLEY I'D KEEP HIM TO MYSELF, DUH.

IT IS TOO BAD I ALREADY SENT YOUR THING, BECAUSE IT'S WAY TOO LONG AND I NEED TO CUT IT AND THEN I COULD SEND YOU A LOCK LIKE WE'RE VICTORIAN LOVERS.

AND I CAN'T MY FAMILY IS ALL WATCHING SOME DOOFY NEW GAME SHOW. D:

[derryere]

THROWING ME OFF YOUR SCENT ARE YOU. NO BRADLEY. PF. I SEE WHAT GAME YOU'RE PLAYING AT, JULIA. I SEE.

duuuuuuuuuuude a while ago I was rummaging through this second hand/antique shop, and they had buckets full of old letters and cards and pictures, and I spent forever going through them and A LOT WERE SO BORING JFC, but one of them was this tiny tiny tiny envelope and it had some French name written on it in pencil, like Angelique or Juliette or something, and THEN I HELD IT UP TO THE LIGHT AND IT HAD A LOCK OF HAIR INSIDE D: A LOCK OF SOMEONE'S HAIR D: I could've bought it for 3 euros, but I didn't. I DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE. Also I bought this other picture instead of a bunch of friends having lunch on a dune in 1902 IT'S AWESOME I'LL SCAN IT ONE DAY

watch it laaaater tell me you wiiiiillll *_____*

WHEN DO YOU THINK WILL THIS OBSESSION WITH YOU GUYS WATCHING IT START GETTING SERIOUSLY OBNOXIOUS HUH

[chibirhm]

I WILL I PROMISE.

omg that is creepy. For some reason if a person is alive I'm like WHATEVER IF YOUR HAIR DROPS IN MY SOUP IDGAF. But if they're dead suddenly it becomes ~super creepy~. DO NOT ASK FOR MY LOGIC.

OF COURSE I WILL. BUT ONLY IF YOU PROMISE TO WATCH H5-0 FOR ME.

[chibirhm]

BECAUSE I LOOK LIKE A TODDLER.

[giselleslash]

I CONCUR. WHY NO NEW SHOWS, TV? WHYYY??

I'm watching Monday Night Football and seeing what the Vikings look like playing outside at the Gopher's stadium since the roof of the Dome collapsed and they can't play there any more this season. IT IS WEIRD. THEY ARE OUTSIDE. AT HOME. I AM PERPLEXED BY THIS NOTION.

I feel as if we should go out for a walk together in our matching pompom hats and wave to the people on the street.

[chibirhm]

FUCKING CHRISTMAS. I'M JEWISH, AS IS MOST OF HOLLYWOOD, THIS SHIT IS MEANINGLESS TO ME.

omg, I saw the film of the ceiling imploding on Maddow and I was like WHAT. THE. FRACK.

We would be too adorable. People wouldn't even know what to do with us.

[giselleslash]

PLUS PEOPLE ARE JUST LOOKING FOR EXCUSES NOT TO TALK TO THEIR FAMILY OVER THE HOLIDAYS. GIVE THEM TV!!

It was CRAZYYY. Even more of it has collapsed/ripped since then.

People would take pictures in amazement.

[chibirhm]

IKR! It makes no sense! People all of a sudden have time during the holidays and you suddenly take all the good television off the air?1?!? EXPLAIN YOUR LOGIC, NETWORKS, IF YOU PLEASE.

[chibirhm]

I think my grandma knitted it!

[adinfinitum]

HOW MUCH DO I LOVE THAT YOU TOOK A PICTURE OF YOURSELF AT THE POST OFFICE

[chibirhm]

I NEEDED PROOF I'D ACTUALLY FINISHED THE DAMN THINGS. I LIKE AN IDIOT DECIDED TO DO LITTLE PERSONALIZED DOODLES AND IT TOOK ME LIKE A WEEK AND A HALF STRAIGHT OMFG.