Briefly, fervently, Yazoo wished that he'd ever encountered a substance that was capable of producing a state of intoxication despite the resistance of his inhuman metabolism.
There were about four or five times during the writing of this where Yazoo just slammed on the mental brakes and turned the most utterly appalled look on me and said "WHY won't you let me get DRUNK? Even a LITTLE??" and I kept having to chase him back into the fic with the bunnyprod.
Poor Yazoo. Sometimes it sucks being the rational one, really... ^___^
You're welcome - hope it was a good day! And yeah, Yazoo was just not Dealing Well with Others. He'd get red marks on his kindergarten report card.
On the friending front -- this journal is 98% a fic-posting journal and a fic-fix-getting, community-watching journal; the only non-communities I have friended here are either fic-posting journals or people I know one way or the other. I always crosspost to communities, so if you want to watch those instead of me that's cool; if you want to friend me to watch for fic that's cool too; I just don't tend to friend people back unless I actually know them? No offense meant, it's just the only way I can keep a handle on my friends list here...
Oh man. I really feel for Yazoo. XD His poor, precious logic!
And I love how wise Loz is, in his peculiar way. And oh, the cute and the angst and there were so many lines I loved, I should have noted them down. ~___~
*nods* poor, poor, poooooor Yazoo. Kadaj is the one who's objectively in the most messy situation, but Yazoo's the one I feel sorriest for, on account of how they keep asking their Wisdom to explain everything, and he hasn't got a clue to start with and just keeps groping his way blind in the dark.
...Plus he's also going to have to live with Kadaj's concept of cooking until Kadaj gets bored. Kadaj's concept of cooking goes "that looks colorful, throw it in." Of course, Loz's concept of cooking goes "hit it on the head until it stops moving, pull off some bits, and wave them over a fire until they mostly stop dripping." Yazoo's the only one who sees the purpse in cookbooks... did I mention poor Yazoo? XDDD
...Oh, god. Kadaj and Loz trying to cook really is going to be an unmitigated disaster in the end, isn't it? Kadaj would care at first, then be like, "If you always end up cooking, why should I do it?" Then he'd start getting demanding about what he wants to eat.
I can just see Yazoo waving a bunch of vegetables in the air and screaming that Kadaj has got to eat them because just meat and bread won't provide proper nutrients.
...Kadaj having cravings is going to be a nightmare.
heh heh heh. >:D I don't think it's going to be a problem getting him to eat things other than meat and bread; it's more likely to be a problem getting him to settle for what's actually available. ("But Mother needs nutrients to develop properly! I don't care if we've just had the apocalypse and convenience store freezers are a thing of the past, I don't care that it's January, Mother needs strawberries and blueberries, and milk for Her bones. And fish and broccoli. And almonds. And oranges; there's something important in oranges too. Pre-apocalyptic dried ramen five times a week is not an acceptable substitute. No, Loz, your orange taffy candy does not count for nutrition...")
*grrrrrin* Poor guy's just doomed. Complete lack of logic involved, no clue what to do to make this survivable, and the next thing he has to do involves going to a library and acquiring books on Soldier reproduction -- preferably ones with pastel pictures and small words so he can actually get his brothers to pay attention.
I suspect Soldier scientific studies and pastel pictures are not often found within miles of each other. I just don't think Hojo was into decorating his reports with hearts and flowers and reassuring pastel pretties. But Loz thinks big words are dumb because it takes all those syllables to say something you ought to be able to say a lot easier if you weren't deliberately making stuff complicated... yeah. XDDD I am so mean to them...
There is not enough WTF?!?!?! in the world to describe where you went with this fic. <3
"This morning has seen comments along the lines of 'why couldn't the dead girl make him get pregnant with our mother,' and taking care of yourself is the part that sounds wrong to you?" DOUBLE <3. Also, she made him pregnant in his head, not between his legs. I just. What? Poor yazoo. Seriously. Orz.
^______^ heeeee! Those were a couple of my favorite lines too. I love writing Loz. He comes up with the most jaw-dropping things with such an earnest face on. I wonder how many fics it's going to be before Yazoo stops glaring at me and demanding high-octane alcohol and/or psychotropics in order to get through the ficstuff... ^^;;;
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There were about four or five times during the writing of this where Yazoo just slammed on the mental brakes and turned the most utterly appalled look on me and said "WHY won't you let me get DRUNK? Even a LITTLE??" and I kept having to chase him back into the fic with the bunnyprod.
Poor Yazoo. Sometimes it sucks being the rational one, really... ^___^
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Yazoo is staring fixedly at the can of beer and wondering how persuasive he'd have to be to extract it from Oliver's protection.
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On the friending front -- this journal is 98% a fic-posting journal and a fic-fix-getting, community-watching journal; the only non-communities I have friended here are either fic-posting journals or people I know one way or the other. I always crosspost to communities, so if you want to watch those instead of me that's cool; if you want to friend me to watch for fic that's cool too; I just don't tend to friend people back unless I actually know them? No offense meant, it's just the only way I can keep a handle on my friends list here...
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And I love how wise Loz is, in his peculiar way. And oh, the cute and the angst and there were so many lines I loved, I should have noted them down. ~___~
the end is socute ;__;
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...Plus he's also going to have to live with Kadaj's concept of cooking until Kadaj gets bored. Kadaj's concept of cooking goes "that looks colorful, throw it in." Of course, Loz's concept of cooking goes "hit it on the head until it stops moving, pull off some bits, and wave them over a fire until they mostly stop dripping." Yazoo's the only one who sees the purpse in cookbooks... did I mention poor Yazoo? XDDD
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I can just see Yazoo waving a bunch of vegetables in the air and screaming that Kadaj has got to eat them because just meat and bread won't provide proper nutrients.
...Kadaj having cravings is going to be a nightmare.
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I suspect Soldier scientific studies and pastel pictures are not often found within miles of each other. I just don't think Hojo was into decorating his reports with hearts and flowers and reassuring pastel pretties. But Loz thinks big words are dumb because it takes all those syllables to say something you ought to be able to say a lot easier if you weren't deliberately making stuff complicated... yeah. XDDD I am so mean to them...
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"This morning has seen comments along the lines of 'why couldn't the dead girl make him get pregnant with our mother,' and taking care of yourself is the part that sounds wrong to you?" DOUBLE <3. Also, she made him pregnant in his head, not between his legs. I just. What? Poor yazoo. Seriously. Orz.
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