If I was a rich girl.....na na na na na na na....

May 03, 2005 20:41

Right now the only thing my brain is doing is singing that song over and over again. Maybe because I'm so poor that my brain is taking a holiday to pretend it's rich. Man if I was rich then I would definitely buy a house big enough for my father to have his own wing. I need to be able to have sex in my house!!!! I'm a grown woman for pete's sake ( Read more... )

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hlgraban May 4 2005, 02:08:26 UTC
aww, I'm sorry about your situation. And yes, our system DOES suck. Don't need to tell me that, I know it. My family's just lucky as shit that my mom is a nurse, and knows exactly what kind of care to give my dad, and what kinds of things he needs. (They're both lucky they have me to help too.) Otherwise, we'd be paying out of our ears to put him in a nursing home that would neglect him, and probably make him worse, leading to eventual pneumonia or some other illness and death from complications... or he could die from septicemia from a pressure sore poorly treated or not found. Happy thoughts, I know.

We're also lucky my mom's so good at saving money. We can afford to put him in a home for awhile, if need be.

Ever wonder why life can't just be simple?

He-he... I have a mental image of your dad working as a greeter at Wal-mart, and pinching a woman's ass...

(Great, now you got that song stuck in my head! AHH!)

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drunken_buzzard May 4 2005, 18:11:56 UTC
LMAO! Dad wouldn't last a day as a greeter, much less two. Even if he could keep his hands to himself, it would be too difficult for him to wake up every day and get ready so he looked presentable. Maybe that would be good though. Maybe he would scare some business away from Evilmart.

On a side note - that W store came up at lunch today with my aunts and uncles. I was reluctant, but eventually spoke of my disapproval of said store. Some of them got it I think, others were just confused.

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Hee Hee! goddess_jax May 4 2005, 23:52:52 UTC
Ha ha ha ha ha!!!!! Your dad greeting people at Wal-Mart!!! I can just see him telling some girl that she has a nice ass and that he'd like to make love to her.... Thus ending his employment, but I can see it!!! Some day the wretched system that we call "disability" will see that he really is disabled and give him money so he can have HIS OWN PLACE and you can have sex, (LOUD SEX), lots more :) I'm crossing my fingers for your vagina's future happiness.

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