HI HELLO OKAY SO

[chica_charlie]

I have receipts to organize this evening and school papers and stuff but I AM DOING THAT AU MEME THING AGAIN SO LIKE

- tell me a pairing and then I will tell you about an AU that I see them in, HOW IS THAT? because those are fun and don't involve writing actual fics :D :D :D

Comments

[nightswhisper]

Sherlock ship of your choice! Assuming you ship anyone in it.

[chica_charlie]

I sure do!

HOW ABOUT............ THIS IS TOTALLY WEIRD AND WRONG, BUT WHATEVER.

This is actually kind of gen, but whatever. I WANT SHERLOCK AND JOHN TO BE UNIVERSITY STUDENTS, AND THEY ARE KIND OF BFFS DESPITE BEING YOU KNOW, SHERLOCK AND JOHN.

Maybe they're both in a philosophy class or some shit, and then CAN MORIARTY BE THE ADORABLE TINY WEIRDO THAT HITS ON SHERLOCK ALL THE TIME EVEN THOUGH SHERLOCK IS REALLY PRETTY ASEXUAL?

sorry, that's not much, but that's all I got, haha. Sherlock was a really hard one to do, actually. John can laugh forever because this Moriarty isn't actually a psycho, but he is crazy, and Sherlock is amused and kind of weirded out and IT WOULD BE SO FUNNY.

[nightswhisper]

NOnono. I realized once I said it that I was being cruel. XD I love this idea. Insane/crazy/goofy MORI. Love it.

[kittyfaelis]

Flower/Max

[chica_charlie]

Max is a gay wedding planner and Marc is a photographer!

:D :D :D SO THERE IS THIS HUGE CRAZY RUSSIAN WEDDING FOR THESE TWO CAPS PLAYERS AND MAX AND MARC ARE HIRED.

Marc is quiet and kind of shy at first, but he's a prankster and he knows Alex and Sasha, and so does Max, but Marc and Max don't know each OTHER. So pretty much Marc is quietly amused all the time and Max is a flirty, charming bastard who keeps hitting Marc with these ridiculous pickup lines, and photobombing Marc's pictures until Marc pays attention to him and after the wedding Marc is like, "so are you going to ask me out, or what?" and Max is like, "Put down the camera," after the couple's first dance, "WE'RE GOING DANCING" AND THEN THEY GO DANCING AND MAX DIPS HIM AND MARC KISSES HIM AND IT IS MAGICAL THE END.

[kittyfaelis]

d'awwwww! That's so perfect. *smishes them*
I would be scared for my sanity if Max was my wedding planner ;-)

Would you like one in return?

[raspsun]

Just jumping into say that this basically needs to be a movie. I would watch this movie so hard. You need to write the script and cast it with hockey players.

[nyx_nox]

Corey/Tazer. god I had to think long and hard about who to ship him with, anyone/corey crawford basically because who could resist him.

[chica_charlie]

I SHIP COREY WITH CAMPOLI FIRST, CARCILLO SECOND, JUST FOR FUTURE REFERENCE, BUT I AM SO ON BOARD WITH THIS SHIP

[kittyfaelis]

YES! :-D

[chica_charlie]

:D !

[northern_star]

Jordan Eberle & Taylor Hall (with, or without RNH)

[chica_charlie]

I need a few more days to think of an idea for this comment, because I like the last one I did with these three the best and for some reason I'm stumped, but REST ASSURED I WILL DO IT :D

[raspsun]

Sid/Geno obvs.

[chica_charlie]

OH OH OH. OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Okay this is kind of boring, but I think it's ridiculous and hilarious so here you go.

So Sid is this insurance agent or whatever, he hates his job but he's doing college courses at night so he can get a better job. He lives really close to his job, too, and having a car costs money and why should he take the bus when he can walk, right? So he just dresses up in his suits every single day and walks the few blocks to work, rain or shine, and one day he notices there's construction by his work.

At first it irritates him because he doesn't like the noise, and it's distracting, and he takes the same route to work every day but now he has to go around to avoid being near the sidewalk and street they're working on (there's room, but he doesn't want his suit to get dust on it).

It takes him a few days, but one day he notices a tall guy in a white-that's-not-really-white-anymore wifebeater, all smudged with dust and some grease, and he's huge, and he looks over at Sidney one day as he's walking and smiles,

[raspsun]

:DDDD !!!

It's embarrassing how &hearts.&hearts I am over the thought of construction worker Geno. Yesplz. And I loooooooooove this.

OH THIS IS THREATENING TO GET LONG ON ME
TWSS.

[chica_charlie]

Oh so you like it then? YAY I am thrilled. :) It's good to know. I really really really love the thought of construction!worker Geno. :D

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