Funny quotes!

[chica_charlie]

I have compiled a list of the most hilarious quotes from my facebook profile. The most common people mentioned are my bff, my parents, my brother, my sister, me and my sister's roommate.... and a few random coworkers. No, not all the coworkers are the same, lol. I did a quick find/replace for the names, just to keep some stuff less obvious, but if

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[iloveyouchicago]

LOL I love them all.

Well except for this one ... “Why spiders? Why couldn’t it be follow the butterflies?” Butterflies freak me out more than spiders do!

[chica_charlie]

That's really interesting. You don't like butterflies? But they're so pretty!

[iloveyouchicago]

Yeah they freak me out, like seriously. Always have. They smell my fear and try to attack me. And I only wish I were kidding when I say that.

[chica_charlie]

I WISH I COULD PROTECT YOU FROM ALL THE BUTTERFLIES BB. <3

[deviouskirin]

♥

[chica_charlie]

:D!

[northern_star]

I totally lost it at this one:

BFF: "What goes up must come down."
Me: "Not if you have enough viagra!"

...like, LOST IT, snorting coffee out my nose and all. AND THERE'S PEOPLE INSTALLING CARPETS IN THE OFFICE, AND THEY SAW ME, BECAUSE I WAS CHOKING.

*hides under the brand new carpet*

[chica_charlie]

I AM SO FUNNY HAHAHAHA EXCEPT WHEN I'M NOT. :| SO IDEK MOSTLY WE ARE JUST HYPER AND BFF AND I SAY STUPID SHIT TO EACH OTHER AND SOMEHOW SOMETIMES IT COMES OUT FUNNY? IDK.

I AM SO HAPPY I MADE YOU LAUGH THO. :D YAY.