2 weeks....

[chicaduder]

Ok, so by my calendar, I have 2 weeks until my due date. Yay. Only...I don't know if I will be making it to my due date. Now, granted, if you have talked to me lately, you know I don't give a rat's ass about reaching the due date as I am ready to get my little bundle of joy the hell out of me. However, I have been reading up on the birthing

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[jezistavroz]

*eyes your cervix* I think Dylan can squeeze through there. He might come out like an alien with a cone head, but he'll make it.

[chicaduder]

not his head we are worried about....it's his shoulders. :-p They don't mold like a head does....

[jezistavroz]

Ah yea, Maritza's collarbone was broken when she was born cause she was a huge baby.

[chicaduder]

Whoa....I think I almost prefer a C-section to something like that happening to my baby....

[nihilityrue]

I prefer neither god dammit! No babies for me! I want pictures or something once you pop. You know, you, the baby, the hubby, the works. I love you man!

[chicaduder]

*giggles* I love you too, Kels! And I plan on posting a few on here once it is all over with....but hell, if you want, I will email you tons more. :-D I have a feeling we are going to be eat up with pictures. :-p

[nihilityrue]

Yea? Travis read Caly's LJ and it got him thinking about the whole birthing process and yesterday we're walking back to my place and he just looks down at my stomach and is all "I was thinking, a baby has to come out from you! A whole baby head! Huge! ... I'm just glad I don't have to suffer through it..." "*gasp* Babe! You're supposed to pity me and say you'll be there to support and comfort me." "Of course, I'm still happy I don't have to. If I had a vagina, that would be pretty weird."

=) Good times.

[jezistavroz]

That was me.